11 not-news Chicago news stories of 2014

"That is not news!"

No, probably not. But when you run a news website, darn it, you can have some fun. In 2014, Chicago produced plenty of WTF headlines that weren't exactly news, but RedEye went with them anyway.

(Author's note: I wrote every single one of these, and I am sorry I'm not sorry. -- Mick Swasko

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By Mick Swasko, @swasko
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