Owen Wilson

Bad news about 'Zoolander 2'

Bad news about 'Zoolander 2'

“Billy Zane, it’s been years” might be the understatement of the decade.

The line comes from now-reclusive former male model Derek Zoolander (director Ben Stiller), whose son was taken away due to Derek’s total idiocy, as he can’t even grasp how to cook spaghetti. So Dad escapes to the snow-covered mountains of “Extreme Northern New Jersey,” where his old pal Billy, the Chicago native “Titanic” star who was already irrelevant when he appeared in the original “Zoolander” in 2001, comes to reconnect the modeling world with the world’s most ridiculously good-looking man. Soon Derek and Hansel (Owen Wilson) are in...