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Ernest is getting weird on us again. Plus, he's back to the Florida State references.

6:50 PM CDT, July 19, 2012

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1. Who's been the most underrated Blackhawk this postseason?
Mick Swasko: Assistant coach Mike Kitchen. The K-man is an unsung hero.
Katie Gibson: Not even going to try to be clever with this one. Peter Regin, hands down. Huge respect for this guy.
Soxman: His last name rhymes with pickle, he's not fickle and his offense doesn't trickle.
Julie DiCaro: Judging by the cheers from the mouth-breathers in Minnesota, Corey Crawford.
Ernest Wilkins: Same one since 1988: Major Janos Prohaska. (Google it.)
2. How much does Andrew Shaw miss playing with his teammates?
Mick Swasko: More than Jay-Z misses having privacy in an elevator.
Katie Gibson: He keeps hitting himself in the face with pucks to remember all the playoff feels.
Soxman: The Hossa walks with a Kane and actually Toews'd himself so he is Sharp upon his return.
Julie DiCaro: So much he's thinking about swearing off stupid penalties for the rest of the playoffs.
Ernest Wilkins: As much as I miss the seven former UNDEFEATED FLORIDA STATE SEMINOLES drafted to the NFL last week. (What? It had been a while.)
3. What will be the highlight of the Bears' rookie camp this weekend?
Mick Swasko: The pinata.
Katie Gibson: Giant ego(s).
Soxman: "Jay Cutler looking for his new favorite receiver, Ha Ha Clinton-Dix," said my brother the Packers fan.
Julie DiCaro: Johnny Manziel not being there.
Ernest Wilkins: Lame people making jokes about a running back with the last name "Carey."
4. Whom is this quote about: "He'll sit out there and pose all day"?
Mick Swasko: Mike Kitchen's locker room antics.
Katie Gibson: Denim Dan. Or as we call him, Chicago's mayor.
Soxman: That White Sox dude who looks like Batman but wears socks on his head.
Julie DiCaro: Reggie Rose.
Ernest Wilkins: Me. Seriously. I'll pose all day. I'm posing right now! Look! POSING!
5. Firing the same coach twice is like ...
Mick Swasko: ... "Fool me once, shame on -- shame on you. Fool me -- you can't get fooled again."
Katie Gibson: ... waking up and realizing you live in the Cleve. You don't want to do it, but sometimes you just have to.
Soxman: ... déją vu all over again. Some call it "The LeBron Curse."
Julie DiCaro: ... re-signing Koyie Hill. Wait ...
Ernest Wilkins: ... blaming a blind guy for not being able to run back punts. Who put him in that position in the first place?