RedEye's Aly Morris and Sidney Brown of Regal Radio join the panel. And now we have a certain 1985 Bears song stuck in our heads.
1. Before training camp begins, Bears players must ...
|Sidney Brown: ... rehearse the "Super Bowl Shuffle."|
|Kate Bernot: ... write their last names on the insides of their socks, T-shirts and boxers. Camp rules.|
|Scott Bolohan: ... finish their "What I Did On My Summer Vacation" essays.|
|Aly Morris (RedEye design director, @alyson_morris): ... finish hibernating.|
|Angi Taylor: ... train, say your prayers and eat your vitamins! *Hulk Hogan voice*|
2. Are you giving the White Sox any shot at the playoffs at this point?
|Sidney Brown: *sings* "Don't Stop Believing." Remember 2005? LOL!|
|Kate Bernot: If we all clap loudly enough, Tinkerbell comes back to life AND the Sox make it!|
|Scott Bolohan: Maybe if they're involved in something besides professional baseball also with playoffs.|
|Aly Morris (RedEye design director, @alyson_morris): As much of a shot as a red sock not turning a white load of laundry pink.|
|Angi Taylor: Yes. They can still make the playoffs on my Xbox MLB game.|
3. The Cubs' pitching has been awful lately. What can the team do to ease fans' minds?
|Sidney Brown: Hire the cast from "Pitch Perfect" to perform the latest hits during the seventh-inning stretch!|
|Kate Bernot: Start sending flowers to the Athletics' bullpen: "We miss you. Come home."|
|Scott Bolohan: Arsenic.|
|Aly Morris (RedEye design director, @alyson_morris): Free Taco Bell.|
|Angi Taylor: By reminding them the season is almost over and soon they'll be out of their misery.|
4. The Brewers scored on a play straight out of "Major League." How awesome was that movie?
|Sidney Brown: It was awesome like Dennis Rodman's "Emmy-winning" performance with Jean Claude Van Damme in "Double Team."|
|Kate Bernot: ... the fur really flies.|
|Scott Bolohan: Just a bit.|
|Aly Morris (RedEye design director, @alyson_morris): As awesome as the Wild Thing hairstyle.|
|Angi Taylor: As awesome as seeing drunk "Rick Vaughn" crawl out of the bushes at Taco Bell last week!|
5. Fill in the blank: Even ____ has a brighter future than Tiger Woods right now.
|Sidney Brown: A Vanilla Ice comeback album.|
|Kate Bernot: My macaroni salad Kickstarter.|
|Scott Bolohan: "Even Stevens" star Shia LeBeouf|
|Aly Morris (RedEye design director, @alyson_morris): Comic Sans.|
|Angi Taylor: The entire city of Detroit.|
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