1. Clint Dempsey's goal against Ghana was so fast ...
|Tracy Swartz: ... it was Ghana in 60 seconds.|
|Julie DiCaro: ... it made "Blended's" run in theaters look long.|
|Soxman: ... Sox Girl said it made me look like a marathon man.|
|Brad Zibung: ... I totally missed it, along with the rest of the game.|
|Ernest Wilkins: ... I hadn't even finished the words to "America, [bleep] yeah" yet.|
2. What should U.S. soccer hero John Brooks get for his next tattoo?
|Tracy Swartz: "Go subs go."|
|Julie DiCaro: Cristiano Ronaldo's "sad face."|
|Soxman: Simply "The Man." I feel a Beats headphone commercial in his future.|
|Brad Zibung: Something "tribal" like all the other cool kids.|
|Ernest Wilkins: In the words of Kevin Hart, "YOU GHANA LEARN TODAY!"|
3. Whom would you rather have on the Bulls: Carmelo Anthony or Kevin Love?
|Tracy Swartz: Kevin Love because I Love a name that can be punned easily.|
|Julie DiCaro: Kevin Love -- it's the beard.|
|Soxman: A Rose is a sign of Love.|
|Brad Zibung: Jimmy Butler and Taj Gibson.|
|Ernest Wilkins: Melo, only because we don't have to give up half the team and a gyro burger to get him.|
4. What should the White Sox take with them on their 11-game road trip?
|Tracy Swartz: The Cubs.|
|Julie DiCaro: ... he *might* be ready to take on Marvin the Martian. Maybe.|
|Soxman: "Game of Thrones" Season 4. I still can't get over that finale!|
|Brad Zibung: Probably their bats and gloves and stuff. That's the sort of thing I'd tend to forget, which is why I'm not an equipment manager.|
|Ernest Wilkins: Same thing my mom used to pack in my bag: a note that says, "Win or don't come home."|
5. Aaron Rodgers is to Johnny Manziel as ...
|Tracy Swartz: ... cheesy is to American cheesy.|
|Julie DiCaro: ... Johnny Manziel is to, uh, no one, I guess.|
|Soxman: ... Darth Vader is to Luke Skywalker. The force is strong with him; but he's not a Jedi yet.|
|Brad Zibung: ... Aaron Rodgers is to Jason Campbell, Brandon Weeden, Brian Hoyer, etc. Manziel's just a Browns QB until he actually does something.|
|Ernest Wilkins: Well, can I just say I never want to live in either city they play in? No? Why not?|