1. Let's have your NBA Finals prediction.
|Matt Pais: I predict I won't watch because I can't stand either team. Rooting for Spurs, but still.|
|Jay St. Pierre: ESPN has turned me off this rematch. Sorry, I won't watch.|
|Jane Monzures: Two teams I don't care about will play the best of seven games I won't watch.|
|Kat Velez: The "built vs. bought" thing will be the most annoying storyline.|
|Michael Walton II: We can hate LeBron all we want, and the Heat still will win in seven.|
2. What does it mean when Bears teammates fight each other in practice?
|Matt Pais: Somewhere between Armageddon and nothing.|
|Jay St. Pierre: A bear fight isn't a true bear fight until Will Ferrell gets involved.|
|Jane Monzures: It means they're not out on a boat rescuing a Vikings fan who is stranded on a lake.|
|Kat Velez: It's how they show their affection!|
|Michael Walton II: It means our team doesn't understand that it's the opponent you want to fight.|
3. If a Vikings linebacker can rescue a Bears fan who was stranded on a lake ...
|Matt Pais: ... then the limit does not exist. Sorry, "Mean Girls" was just on.|
|Jay St. Pierre: ... a Bears player can throw a Packers fan into a river?|
|Jane Monzures: ... then I can take my foot off of the head of the Packers fan who swims at my gym.|
|Kat Velez: ... maybe Bears fans and Packers fans can get along! Hahaha, yeah, no.|
|Michael Walton II: ... then a Timberwolves power forward can save a Bulls fan desperate for a championship (please?).|
4. How will the Blackhawks' roster be different in 2014-15?
|Matt Pais: Less pressure, more hunger, same refusal to give interesting pregame interviews.|
|Jay St. Pierre: They'll add someone else who has a last name that is impossible to spell.|
|Jane Monzures: None of the returners will have "defending Stanley Cup champion" before their name. *insert sad face here*|
|Kat Velez: "Everyone is getting traded, and Q needs to be fired!" -- sports radio callers|
|Michael Walton II: Patrick Kane will ... get a new haircut.|
5. Besides grass, clay and hard court, what surface should they use to play tennis?
|Matt Pais: Diamond, cotton and peanut butter. And the players should be on stilts. Hey, you started it.|
|Jay St. Pierre: Reading this made me think, "How boring would a tennis match be on the moon?" My mind's in a weird place today.|
|Jane Monzures: A red carpet while wearing a great pair of stilettos.|
|Kat Velez: They should suspend them in midair like in "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon."|
|Michael Walton II: Rucker Park asphalt. Bring some flavor to a sport that needs a little kick.|