One of our panelists is trying to coin a nickname for a certain White Sox player. We'll see if it sticks.
1.Blackhawks. Blues. Playoffs. Discuss.
|Clark Jones: St. Louis! Chicago! An epic battle for the title of "Monsters of the Megabus."|
|Aly Bockler: Hope my playoff beard comes in before Thursday! Let's go boys!|
|Scott Bolohan: Should be a good series between "arch" rivals. Get it? St. Louis has an arch.|
|Bear Jordan: I don't acknowledge any blues unless "Chicago" comes before them.|
|Angi Taylor: Finally hockey season starts!|
2. What should the Cubs get Derek Jeter for his farewell tour?
|Clark Jones: A trip to a South Side Harold's Chicken. He'll miss the whole series by the time his order's ready.|
|Aly Bockler: Joe Girardi's approval.|
|Scott Bolohan: Like, a really cool pen. I don't know, seems like something he'd be into.|
|Bear Jordan: A 1908 World Series ring.|
|Angi Taylor: A pen and pad of paper so he can write down advice on winning.|
3. What in Chicago sports would you describe as "grossly inappropriate"?
|Clark Jones: How does U.S. Cellular still sponsor a stadium when no one still owns a U.S. Cellular phone?|
|Aly Bockler: Beer prices at Wrigley. Come on, I'm gonna need at least four of these to make the Cubs watchable.|
|Scott Bolohan: I'm gonna go ahead and say the team with the culturally insensitive symbol.|
|Bear Jordan: Derrick Rose's knees, pre-surgery.|
|Angi Taylor: The fact that troughs still exist at Wrigley. 100 years is still too soon for an upgrade?|
4. What's the secret to Alexei Ramirez's hot start at the plate?
|Clark Jones: A sense of relief, knowing there's only one team playing actual baseball this season in Chicago.|
|Aly Bockler: Ventura promised his skinny butt a sandwich with every run he scores!|
|Scott Bolohan: He's been experimenting with eating.|
|d||Bear Jordan: Bacon on a stick. Duh.|
|Angi Taylor: His new nickname "Sexi Alexei" gave him some extra swag.|
5. How will the White Sox greet Jake Peavy when they play the Red Sox this week?
|Clark Jones: Something from 2003, commemorating the last time his arm worked for a full season.|
|Aly Bockler: With a "wink wink" ... we all know you didn't do much to get that World Series ring with Boston! #ridingcoattails|
|Scott Bolohan: Quietly during visiting hours. He's hurt, right?|
|Bear Jordan: See previous answer.|
|Angi Taylor: With a wicked-awesome grand slam from "Sexi Alexei."|
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