1. How will you recover from this Blackhawks-Blues series?
|Sean Ely: Extensive therapy to cure my fear of overtime periods.|
|Pete McMurray: Vacation to either Colorado or Minnesota.|
|Ernest Wilkins: By recording a diss track towards St. Louis. It's on sight for Nelly, Murphy Lee and that one dude with the mask!|
|Elliott Serrano: Defibrillation. Followed by whiskey.|
|Sarah Spain: With another heaping dose of stress in the next round!|
2. Jimmy Butler vs. Nene. Who ya got?
|Sean Ely: That sounds like the title of a children's adventure novel where a boy named Jimmy battles a mystical creature named "Nene" and prevails.|
|Pete McMurray: Nene has nicer hair, but Jimmy Buckets is my man!|
|Ernest Wilkins: Never bet against a black man named Jimmy. Ever.|
|Elliott Serrano: Batman. You always win with Batman.|
|Sarah Spain: Can't beat the Butler. The Butler knows all.|
3. Why do the Wizards bother the Bulls so much?
|Sean Ely: Half their roster has their names in the magical quill at Hogwarts. When you're magical, you're untouchable.|
|Pete McMurray: Ummm, their nickname is the WIZARDS. Hello?|
|Ernest Wilkins: Dudes from DC are scary. Don't believe me? Google "Fat Trel."|
|Elliott Serrano: Joakim Noah is Nene's patronus.|
|Sarah Spain: Sorcery.|
4. Who said this: "It's a lot of fun to win"?
|Sean Ely: Every athlete after every game ever played in the history of time. He/she also probably used the phrase "One game at a time."|
|Pete McMurray: Anyone who's never played for the Chicago Cubs.|
|Ernest Wilkins: Sarah Spain after that ESPN segment the other day. That was AMAZING.|
|Elliott Serrano: No Cubs fan ever.|
|Sarah Spain: Well it definitely wasn't the Cubs ...|
5. Jose Abreu is having such a big April ...
|Sean Ely: ... that he's thinking to himself, "I might be able to someday play for a World Series team and get out of here!"|
|Pete McMurray: ... because of Cuban cigars and Gloria Estefan CDs.|
|Ernest Wilkins: That I'm already claiming to be his biggest fan. Abreu AllDayYou!|
|Elliott Serrano: ... he's gonna name his baseball bat "Wonderboy." (3 out of 5 geeky references. Not bad, eh?)|
|Sarah Spain: Any day now a local sportswriter will cry steroids.|