1. What have we learned after one weekend of the World Cup?
|Sean Ely: People from Europe, Asia and Africa party a whole hell of a lot harder than Americans.|
|Pete McMurray: Sex weakens legs, right, Spain?|
|Ernest Wilkins: That Robin Van Persie is Dutch for "Amazing at Soccer."|
|Elliott Serrano: Don't mess with the Dutch! #hashtag #TheSpanishDemolition|
|Sarah Spain: "Spain's embarrassment is complete." :(|
2. Let's have your U.S.-Ghana prediction.
|Sean Ely: The U.S. team is caught so off-guard that everyone from Ghana speaks English, it consumes their brains and they lose 4-0.|
|Pete McMurray: I had Ghana in college. Went to the health center, got lotion, and it went away in 10 days.|
|Ernest Wilkins: 3-1, win by the Africans. Regardless it's Ghana be a good one!|
|Elliott Serrano: The U.S. is Ghana be in for a rough ride! #Hashtag #WorldCupPuns!|
|Sarah Spain: We're Ghana wiiiiiiiin.|
3. "Ole Ole Ole" is to the World Cup as ...
|Sean Ely: ... "Bleeerghhh! Ahhh! Will someone hold my hair back?" is to the Wrigleyville bar scene at 2 a.m.|
|Pete McMurray: WTH? Really? Stop it!|
|Ernest Wilkins: ... Vuvuzelas were in 2010. The most interesting thing for non-soccer fans|
|Elliott Serrano: ... #hashtags are to World Cup puns, jokes and snarky comments!|
|Sarah Spain: ... the chicken dance is to suburban weddings.|
4. The NHL offseason is here. What are the Blackhawks thinking?
|Sean Ely: "I sure hope Corey is going to work on some hand-eye coordination exercises this summer ..."|
|Pete McMurray: Why did it take the Kings so long to close out the Rangers?!|
|Ernest Wilkins: Reloading and getting ready for the next Stanley Cup! You gotta believe!|
|Elliott Serrano: #BringBackTheCup|
|Sarah Spain: Fishing. Drinking. Fishing. Girls. Fishing.|
5. What should Derrick Rose say to Carmelo Anthony when he hits free agency?
|Sean Ely: "Can I have your knees since you never use them properly?"|
|Pete McMurray: Can you suggest a cool gas station for me to work, or do I need to call Steve Perry formerly of Journey.|
|Ernest Wilkins: "I've got your back, and we'll teach you to play defense! Let's go!"|
|Elliott Serrano: #RunWithTheBulls|
|Sarah Spain: Meet me at Malnati's.|