1. What have we learned after one weekend of the World Cup?
Sean Ely: People from Europe, Asia and Africa party a whole hell of a lot harder than Americans.
Pete McMurray: Sex weakens legs, right, Spain?
Ernest Wilkins: That Robin Van Persie is Dutch for "Amazing at Soccer."
Elliott Serrano: Don't mess with the Dutch! #hashtag #TheSpanishDemolition
Sarah Spain: "Spain's embarrassment is complete." :(
2. Let's have your U.S.-Ghana prediction.
Sean Ely: The U.S. team is caught so off-guard that everyone from Ghana speaks English, it consumes their brains and they lose 4-0.
Pete McMurray: I had Ghana in college. Went to the health center, got lotion, and it went away in 10 days.
Ernest Wilkins: 3-1, win by the Africans. Regardless it's Ghana be a good one!
Elliott Serrano: The U.S. is Ghana be in for a rough ride! #Hashtag #WorldCupPuns!
Sarah Spain: We're Ghana wiiiiiiiin.
3. "Ole Ole Ole" is to the World Cup as ...
Sean Ely: ... "Bleeerghhh! Ahhh! Will someone hold my hair back?" is to the Wrigleyville bar scene at 2 a.m.
Pete McMurray: WTH? Really? Stop it!
Ernest Wilkins: ... Vuvuzelas were in 2010. The most interesting thing for non-soccer fans
Elliott Serrano: ... #hashtags are to World Cup puns, jokes and snarky comments!
Sarah Spain: ... the chicken dance is to suburban weddings.
4. The NHL offseason is here. What are the Blackhawks thinking?
Sean Ely: "I sure hope Corey is going to work on some hand-eye coordination exercises this summer ..."
Pete McMurray: Why did it take the Kings so long to close out the Rangers?!
Ernest Wilkins: Reloading and getting ready for the next Stanley Cup! You gotta believe!
Elliott Serrano: #BringBackTheCup
Sarah Spain: Fishing. Drinking. Fishing. Girls. Fishing.
5. What should Derrick Rose say to Carmelo Anthony when he hits free agency?
Sean Ely: "Can I have your knees since you never use them properly?"
Pete McMurray: Can you suggest a cool gas station for me to work, or do I need to call Steve Perry formerly of Journey.
Ernest Wilkins: "I've got your back, and we'll teach you to play defense! Let's go!"
Elliott Serrano: #RunWithTheBulls
Sarah Spain: Meet me at Malnati's.