1. Make a case for the Blackhawks to come back in their series against L.A.
|Leonor Vivanco: The Hawks are hockey royalty. Get mad, get angry, channel my hatred for all things Kimye to beat L.A.|
|Tracy Swartz: Now that they've come back home, it's a game of thrones.|
|Soxman: Detroit Red Wings playoff series 2013. POW! Shake and bake -- that just happened.|
|Brad Zibung: Well, nothing's impossible but I'm going to need some help making a case. Someone summon Peter Francis Geraci.|
|Ernest Wilkins: Play better hockey, guys. What do you mean, "Thanks, Captain Obvious"?|
2. If Patrick Kane really is faster than he appears ...
|Leonor Vivanco: ... then he would've scored in this series, right?|
|Tracy Swartz: ... than there must be a mirror in his pants.|
|Soxman: ... then he may play Quicksilver in the next X-Men movie. (Take that, Elliott Serrano!)|
|Brad Zibung: ... it would explain his rumored ability to take off a girl's bra before even learning her name.|
|Ernest Wilkins: You may not recognize that name but you should.|
3. Who stole Hunter Pence's scooter?
|Leonor Vivanco: I plead the fifth. I was in California last week. But that's all I'm sayin'.|
|Tracy Swartz: Someone who didn't have to run home.|
|Soxman: Jeff Samardzija. He rode it to his first victory of the year.|
|Brad Zibung: That's a personal question between Mr. Pence and his legal team.|
|Ernest Wilkins: Look, I don't know nothing, man. I was with my girl all night. She'll tell you.|
4. When it comes to the Bears, what are OTAs?
|Leonor Vivanco: I mean, they are working out right after having five months off. I'd be tired too.|
|Tracy Swartz: This year, it's the Safety dance. For Men Without Hits.|
|Soxman: Some parody song of Naughty by Nature's "O.P.P.?"|
|Brad Zibung: Probably something about Jay Cutler either being awesome or awful, but nothing in between.|
|Ernest Wilkins: Offensive Talent Acquisitions, I hope.|
5. Who said this: "When I talk junk, it makes me happier in my job"?
|Leonor Vivanco: Ernest Wilkins. That guy talks so much junk about college football.|
|Tracy Swartz: Kim Kardashian. Easy guess since "job" is in quotations.|
|Soxman: Sir Mix-A-Lot. Why do you think "Baby Got Back" was a mega-hit?|
|Brad Zibung: Charlie Sheen in "Men at Work"?|
|Ernest Wilkins: Ernest C. Wilkins III, during last year's (and this year's) college football season. #GoNoles|