1. Make a case for the Blackhawks to come back in their series against L.A.
Leonor Vivanco: The Hawks are hockey royalty. Get mad, get angry, channel my hatred for all things Kimye to beat L.A.
Tracy Swartz: Now that they've come back home, it's a game of thrones.
Soxman: Detroit Red Wings playoff series 2013. POW! Shake and bake -- that just happened.
Brad Zibung: Well, nothing's impossible but I'm going to need some help making a case. Someone summon Peter Francis Geraci.
Ernest Wilkins: Play better hockey, guys. What do you mean, "Thanks, Captain Obvious"?
2. If Patrick Kane really is faster than he appears ...
Leonor Vivanco: ... then he would've scored in this series, right?
Tracy Swartz: ... than there must be a mirror in his pants.
Soxman: ... then he may play Quicksilver in the next X-Men movie. (Take that, Elliott Serrano!)
Brad Zibung: ... it would explain his rumored ability to take off a girl's bra before even learning her name.
Ernest Wilkins: You may not recognize that name but you should.
3. Who stole Hunter Pence's scooter?
Leonor Vivanco: I plead the fifth. I was in California last week. But that's all I'm sayin'.
Tracy Swartz: Someone who didn't have to run home.
Soxman: Jeff Samardzija. He rode it to his first victory of the year.
Brad Zibung: That's a personal question between Mr. Pence and his legal team.
Ernest Wilkins: Look, I don't know nothing, man. I was with my girl all night. She'll tell you.
4. When it comes to the Bears, what are OTAs?
Leonor Vivanco: I mean, they are working out right after having five months off. I'd be tired too.
Tracy Swartz: This year, it's the Safety dance. For Men Without Hits.
Soxman: Some parody song of Naughty by Nature's "O.P.P.?"
Brad Zibung: Probably something about Jay Cutler either being awesome or awful, but nothing in between.
Ernest Wilkins: Offensive Talent Acquisitions, I hope.
5. Who said this: "When I talk junk, it makes me happier in my job"?
Leonor Vivanco: Ernest Wilkins. That guy talks so much junk about college football.
Tracy Swartz: Kim Kardashian. Easy guess since "job" is in quotations.
Soxman: Sir Mix-A-Lot. Why do you think "Baby Got Back" was a mega-hit?
Brad Zibung: Charlie Sheen in "Men at Work"?
Ernest Wilkins: Ernest C. Wilkins III, during last year's (and this year's) college football season. #GoNoles