No more Pep
Anyone else feel like having a squirt gun fight all of the sudden?
1. What will you miss most about Julius Peppers?
|Matt Pais: The laughter. Definitely the laughter.|
|Jay St. Pierre: I'll have to stop using the awful one liner, "Salt `N' Julius Peppers here!"|
|Jane Monzures: His big grin! I'm a Pepper, he's a Pepper, wouldn't you like to be a Pepper too?|
|Shaun Davis: Games that he had an extra "Pep" in his step and dominated.|
|Stick Figure: But who's gonna get things off high shelves for people at Halas Hall?|
2. Free agent season won't be complete for the Bears without ...
|Matt Pais: ... controversy! Squirt gun fights! Sour Patch Kids! I don't get it either.|
|Jay St. Pierre: ... people complaining about Chicago letting Josh McCown go. Let him go, people. He's not worth $10M!|
|Jane Monzures: ... doing the safety dance!|
|Shaun Davis: ... multiple one-year contracts. #EmeryEffect|
|Stick Figure: ... pen and paper.|
3. Welcome the recent Bears free agent signees to Chicago.
|Matt Pais: Hi.|
|Jay St. Pierre: Hey ... It's cold ... And snowy ... Get used to it. Summer will never come back :(|
|Jane Monzures: The shovel is next to the ice scraper. Get to it!|
|Shaun Davis: Welcome #upgrades. We're better with you. Of course, it's impossible to be worse. #install|
|Stick Figure: Hey guys! Whatever you do, try not to intercept Jay Cutler in practice. He has it rough enough in games.|
4. Comcast SportsNet Chicago will air two spring training games without commercials. Discuss.
|Matt Pais: No commercials? How am I supposed to know which brand of detergent to use?!|
|Jay St. Pierre: You lost me at "spring." The thought of anything about 50 degrees takes my attention away.|
|Jane Monzures: Obviously the sales team needs help!|
|Shaun Davis: I'm still turning away. #whereistheremote|
|Stick Figure: I guess fans will have to wait a long time to use the bathroom or go get snacks.|
5. What's the Chicago sports equivalent of James Harden and Dwight Howard?
|Matt Pais: Recently? I don't know, but they're definitely Blackhawks.|
|Jay St. Pierre: Nothing. You cannot compare Houston to Chicago, sports or otherwise.|
|Jane Monzures: Chicago's best 1-2 combo is definitely Derrick Rose and a tailored suit.|
|Shaun Davis: Toews and Hossa. The sweet lefty and the oft-injured big man.|
|Stick Figure: Joakim Noah and Kirk Hinrich -- their jersey numbers match perfectly!|
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