5:03 PM CST, January 22, 2014
Uncle Jesse isn't the only one who can play this game. With the news that the men of "Full House" have reassembled for a Super Bowl commercial, we've got some powerhouse '90s reunion ideas of our own.
"Buffy the Vampire Slayer"
When you think vampires, you think blood. Or better yet, bloody marys. Which is where Mike Ditka and his signature Kickass mix come in. It's vampires, it's football—it works on so many levels!
As the stars get older, all those hours on the court are tough on the body. The cast—and especially coach Dick Butkus—need something for the pain. Someone's gotta step up: Tylenol? Aleve? Bayer?
"Salute Your Shorts"
This is the next logical step after Kohl's did those ads featuring guys wearing boxers with bells attached. Doesn't have to be risque though. Plaid skateboard apparel for everyone!
Doesn't matter what they're selling. We just really, really want to see this cast together again. Though preferably it'd be something that screams "Chicago." Our vote: Portillo's. Aaaaand now we're hungry.
This show was all about style, or at least pretended to be, so surely some high-class designer could use these stars to make a buck or two. Get Christian Dior executives on the phone, stat.Want more? Discuss this article and others on RedEye Sports' Facebook page.
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