Between the upsets in the NCAA tournament and LeBron and Bosh venting, it's a regular therapy session up in here.
1.What's been the biggest upset so far in this year's NCAA tournament?
|Clark Jones: I'm upset! I needed two more rounds of rooting against Duke and coach Mike Kr- something, something.|
|Frank Holland: Has to be Duke. Might be the end of an era.|
|Scott Bolohan: My credit card companies after I already spent a billion dollars.|
|John Dooley: Verne Lundquist refuses to be eliminated from the Life Tournament.|
|Angi Taylor: That it's still going on.|
2. What will the Bulls do with their three days off this week?
|Clark Jones: Finishing "True Detective" and looking for clues as to why they drafted Marquis Teague.|
|Frank Holland: Googling "Henry Sims" and scratching their heads.|
|Scott Bolohan: Finally finish "The Goldfinch."|
|John Dooley: Days off? Thibs doesn't take days off!|
|Angi Taylor: Catch up on all the "Scandal" episodes they've missed!|
3. Less than a week until baseball's opening day. How are you preparing?
|Clark Jones: Starlin Castro and I have both been on Craigslist looking for jobs that keep our attention.|
|Frank Holland: Buying a warmer coat and gloves! First pitch might be a snowball at this rate.|
|Scott Bolohan: Building up my reserves of sadness.|
|John Dooley: I'm starting to increase my anti-depressant intake so I can watch the Cubs.|
|Angi Taylor: Getting my snowsuit and moon boots laid out! I'm ready!|
4. What's the toughest part about being a 19-year-old in the NHL?
|Clark Jones: Hurting your thumb swiping yes to all those Tinder profiles.|
|Frank Holland: Figuring out if the mullet you will eventuallly grow is ironic or for real.|
|Scott Bolohan: Their games are when "Guy Code" airs.|
|John Dooley: The terrible pain of spending thousands of dollars on a daily basis.|
|Angi Taylor: Trying to sneak into the after-parties with the rest of the team.|
5. Why are LeBron James and Chris Bosh so angry lately?
|Clark Jones: Still in awe Kimye got the Vogue cover over them. #omg|
|Frank Holland: "Happy" by Pharrell got played out before they could make a wacky viral video.|
|Scott Bolohan: Can't decide who called shotgun first.|
|John Dooley: They know the impending doom that awaits them in the playoffs: THE BULLS!|
|Angi Taylor: Hairline problems + shooting problems = grumpy Heat players.|
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