One panelist is all about the lap dances this edition. Five guesses which one.
1.Five days until Selection Sunday. How are you preparing?
|Clark Jones: Wishing I was a little bit taller, wishing I was a baller ...|
|Pat Tomasulo: By preparing for the inevitable "WGN Morning News/(insert sponsor here) Bracket Challenge"!|
|Scott Bolohan: Trying to make the "ePaul" on my diploma into "uke."|
|John Dooley: Thumb workouts. You can't just bounce between four channels without intense preparation.|
|Angi Taylor: By practicing being alone for days at a time -- I don't exist to my man during March Madness.|
2. What's your favorite conference tournament?
|Clark Jones: The one with all the players who stayed until their senior year. #MIAconference|
|Pat Tomasulo: NJ Shore Conference Wrestling Tournament. I wrestled it in three times.|
|Scott Bolohan: Yalta. Go Churchill!|
|John Dooley: The Missouri Valley. You can't beat a fan base that looks like it just walked out of a meth lab: Meet Wichita people.|
|Angi Taylor: Is the Puppy Bowl a tournament?|
3. How did Joakim Noah and his dad celebrate the Bulls' win over Miami?
|Clark Jones: Protecting Joakim's sister from my Selection Sunday. #beautiful|
|Pat Tomasulo: Was his dad at the game? I really wish they would have shown him on TV ...|
|Scott Bolohan: Each got his own slice at The Cheesecake Factory.|
|John Dooley: Celebrate? Doesn't Thibs have them in the film room for the next 36 hours, then they run sprints?|
|Angi Taylor: Father-son lap dances at The Factory.|
4. Give us your best Gregg Popovich impression as the Bulls host San Antonio on Tuesday.
|Clark Jones: Imagine a Gold Coast bouncer, without the personality.|
|Pat Tomasulo: My mouth isn't moving, but my eyes are calling you a jackass.|
|Scott Bolohan: "Yeah baby! Very shagadelic!"|
|John Dooley: *Popovich stares intensely at RedEye questioner; long silence*|
|Angi Taylor: "We suck. The Bulls suck. Chicago sucks. This all sucks. Sucky suck."|
5. If Martellus Bennett's brother Michael had signed with the Bears ...
|Clark Jones: ... their names are Bennett, and the Bears would win it.|
|Pat Tomasulo: ... Jermon Bushrod's brother, Jamminmy, wouldn't be far behind.|
|Scott Bolohan: ... the top bunk would have been a huge training camp battle.|
|John Dooley: ... Martellus and Michael would have been a shoe-in for a "Perfect Strangers" spinoff.|
|Angi Taylor: ... two-for-one brothers' lap dances at The Factory were a certainty.|
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