1. Make a prediction for the NBA playoffs.
|Ryan Salzwedel: More "flops" than Pauly Shore's IMDB page.|
|Evan F. Moore: See 2013 playoffs.|
|Tracy Swartz: If Washington gets past the first round, it will be magic.|
|Jimmy Greenfield: At least one team will lose on purpose to get a higher draft position.|
|Bag Boy: The Bulls will make it all the way -- to the Eastern Conference Finals.|
2. Is there anything Joakim Noah CAN'T do for the Bulls?
|Ryan Salzwedel: Hopefully not fit into a Luvabulls outfit.|
|Evan F. Moore: He can't fix the potholes.|
|Tracy Swartz: A lady never tells.|
|Jimmy Greenfield: Get a double triple.|
|Bag Boy: He can't bring Derrick Rose back any sooner.|
3. If D-Rose gave his teammates a postseason pep talk, what would he say?
|Ryan Salzwedel: Who is this D-Rose you speak of, and what team does he play for?|
|Evan F. Moore: "Hey fellas, keep doing what you've done the past two seasons."|
|Tracy Swartz: "Break a leg."|
|Jimmy Greenfield: "You may not remember me, but I once played in the NBA."|
|Bag Boy: "Look, dudes, don't win too many games without me because that makes me, you know, look less valuable."|
4. Let's have your best St. Louis hockey trash talk.
|Ryan Salzwedel: Your mascot is Louie the Bear. How did that work out for Clark the Cub?|
|Evan F. Moore: Hey, don't choke like Joffrey did.|
|Tracy Swartz: Missouri.|
|Jimmy Greenfield: Oh, I don't trash talk. Certainly not with teams that have never, ever, not once, won the Stanley Cup.|
|Bag Boy: I'm sorry, aren't you the oldest NHL team to never win the Stanley Cup?|
5. If a Mets minor league team can host "Seinfeld Night," what should the Cubs/Sox do?
|Ryan Salzwedel: "Married with Children" night. Someone in Chicago has to honor Al Bundy's 4 TD game at Polk High.|
|Evan F. Moore: Have a "Chicagoland" Night. First 20,000 fans can remake the city just like the mayor.|
|Tracy Swartz: Win.|
|Jimmy Greenfield: The Sox should host "Two and a Half Men Night" to honor their attendance and the Cubs should be canceled.|
|Bag Boy: Seinfeld sitcom took place in New York. So, Cubs/Sox should host "Bob Newhart Show Night." Man, the crowds that night!|