1. Make a prediction for the NBA playoffs.
Ryan Salzwedel: More "flops" than Pauly Shore's IMDB page.
Evan F. Moore: See 2013 playoffs.
Tracy Swartz: If Washington gets past the first round, it will be magic.
Jimmy Greenfield: At least one team will lose on purpose to get a higher draft position.
Bag Boy: The Bulls will make it all the way -- to the Eastern Conference Finals.
2. Is there anything Joakim Noah CAN'T do for the Bulls?
Ryan Salzwedel: Hopefully not fit into a Luvabulls outfit.
Evan F. Moore: He can't fix the potholes.
Tracy Swartz: A lady never tells.
Jimmy Greenfield: Get a double triple.
Bag Boy: He can't bring Derrick Rose back any sooner.
3. If D-Rose gave his teammates a postseason pep talk, what would he say?
Ryan Salzwedel: Who is this D-Rose you speak of, and what team does he play for?
Evan F. Moore: "Hey fellas, keep doing what you've done the past two seasons."
Tracy Swartz: "Break a leg."
Jimmy Greenfield: "You may not remember me, but I once played in the NBA."
Bag Boy: "Look, dudes, don't win too many games without me because that makes me, you know, look less valuable."
4. Let's have your best St. Louis hockey trash talk.
Ryan Salzwedel: Your mascot is Louie the Bear. How did that work out for Clark the Cub?
Evan F. Moore: Hey, don't choke like Joffrey did.
Tracy Swartz: Missouri.
Jimmy Greenfield: Oh, I don't trash talk. Certainly not with teams that have never, ever, not once, won the Stanley Cup.
Bag Boy: I'm sorry, aren't you the oldest NHL team to never win the Stanley Cup?
5. If a Mets minor league team can host "Seinfeld Night," what should the Cubs/Sox do?
Ryan Salzwedel: "Married with Children" night. Someone in Chicago has to honor Al Bundy's 4 TD game at Polk High.
Evan F. Moore: Have a "Chicagoland" Night. First 20,000 fans can remake the city just like the mayor.
Tracy Swartz: Win.
Jimmy Greenfield: The Sox should host "Two and a Half Men Night" to honor their attendance and the Cubs should be canceled.
Bag Boy: Seinfeld sitcom took place in New York. So, Cubs/Sox should host "Bob Newhart Show Night." Man, the crowds that night!