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Hi, Kyle

Kyle Means of Regal Radio joins the panel. Just in time to celebrate the Heat's demise.

7:58 PM CDT, June 16, 2014

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1. How can soccer discourage diving in the World Cup?
Clark Jones: Make it not so cool when the announcer yells "headerrrrrrr."
Kyle Means (Regal Radio, @Wrk_Wrt): Tattoo tears on the Christ the Redeemer statue; tell all the floppers that the Lord has the sads when they do that.
Scott Bolohan: Force everyone who dives to watch soccer.
John Dooley: Anybody caught diving is forced to play for the Heat.
Angi Taylor: I don't know, but all of these soccer players are FIIIINE!
2. Why is this World Cup so high scoring?
Clark Jones: A spirited effort, it's like the players are competing for capitalism.
Kyle Means (Regal Radio, @Wrk_Wrt): Blame it on Brazil: thongs, hairless bodies and wonderful weather always inspires "more scoring." Heh-heh.
Scott Bolohan: I can't figure it out either since John Terry isn't playing.
John Dooley: Ball is juiced -- with FIFA corruption!
Angi Taylor: I don't know, but all of these soccer players are FIIIINE!
3. What was Landon Donovan thinking during the United States' World Cup opener Monday?
Clark Jones: "Turn down for what?!"
Kyle Means (Regal Radio, @Wrk_Wrt): "You got to grow your facial hair back, Alexi Lalas! How else are we going to get our Spin Doctors cover band going?"
Scott Bolohan: "How cool would it be if we could use our hands too?"
John Dooley: "Air conditioning while watching game at home ... underrated."
Angi Taylor: "I can't believe all of these soccer players are so FIIIINE!"
4. As the Cubs near the end of their road trip ...
Clark Jones: ... most fans know it's already the end of the road.
Kyle Means (Regal Radio, @Wrk_Wrt) ... the era of "ace pitcher Jake Arrieta" inches closer. It's been fun, Samardzija and Hammel, enjoy your new playoff teams.
Scott Bolohan: ... nobody wants to listen to Hammel's mix tape anymore.
John Dooley: ... Ronnie Woo Woo contemplates washing his jersey before the home stand. Contemplates. Won't do.
Angi Taylor: ... they'll realize losing feels so much better when you get to sleep in your own bed.
5. What do the Spurs get for knocking off LeBron and the Heat?
Clark Jones: A brand-new excuse for why LeBron's team of Hall of Famers wasn't good enough.
Kyle Means (Regal Radio, @Wrk_Wrt) The eternal gratitude of #Bullsnation, who won't have to deal with absurd comparisons of the Heat three-peat to the three-peats that truly mattered.
Scott Bolohan: Ignored.
John Dooely The lamest championship trophy in all of sports.
Angi Taylor: Brent Barry's wife?
Hi, Kyle Kyle Means of Regal Radio joins the panel. Just in time to celebrate the Heat's demise. .