1. Let's have your Final Four prediction.
|Clark Jones: Lindsey, Rebecca, Rebecca (short hair) and Brittany. We're talking "The Bachelor," right?|
|Aly Bockler: We can all go back to working at work rather than watching at work.|
|Scott Bolohan: My home state of Michigan will be celebrating! (I'm in Istanbul, no Twitter access!)|
|Katie Gibson (WGN producer, @ktgibbles): Welp. Brackets are shot, so Guinness, whiskey, anger and tears.|
|Angi Taylor: I'll go with Florida and Kentucky. They have the scariest mascots.|
2. Why has the SEC performed so well in the NCAA tournament?
|Clark Jones: Don't they have like 72 teams in the tournament? #numbersgame|
|Aly Bockler: Hours and hours of praying to Southern demigod Tim Tebow.|
|Scott Bolohan: Didn't overpay any of their players.|
|Katie Gibson (WGN producer, @ktgibbles): What Tebow prays for, Tebow gets.|
|Angi Taylor: The luck of the redneck! *slams a Fireball shot*|
3. How is Patrick Kane rehabbing his injured knee?
|Clark Jones: Typing out his new musical "Hockey: On Ice."|
|Aly Bockler "Icing."|
|Scott Bolohan: Lots of "rubbing" alcohol.|
|Katie Gibson (WGN producer, @ktgibbles): By staying the hell away from D-Rose.|
|Angi Taylor: Catching up on his Netflix queue. "House of Cards," brah!|
4. Who in Chicago sports is most looking forward to April?
|Clark Jones: Ronnie Woo Woo! The dancing Statue of Liberty guy is getting cocky.|
|Aly Bockler: Ronnie Woo Woo and Soxman.|
|Scott Bolohan: Joakim Noah. Huge Easter fan.|
|Katie Gibson (WGN producer, @ktgibbles): Martysaurus Rex. Have you seen how many LinkedIn connections the man got this weekend? #Visionary|
|Angi Taylor: Jared Allen. He gets to move out of Minneapolis, the only city colder than ours.|
5. Cold weather is to baseball as ...
|Clark Jones: ... cold beer is to Wrigleyvilleprobably won't end well but has to be done.|
|Aly Bockler: ... Hawk is to Stoney -- chilly and uncomfortable.|
|Scott Bolohan: ... old leather is to Lindsay Lohan's face.|
|Katie Gibson (WGN producer, @ktgibbles): ... rope climb is to gym class. Weeds out the total sissies.|
|Angi Taylor: ... stale beer is to sporting events. Hard to swallow, but part of the fun!|