1. Let's have your Final Four prediction.
Clark Jones: Lindsey, Rebecca, Rebecca (short hair) and Brittany. We're talking "The Bachelor," right?
Aly Bockler: We can all go back to working at work rather than watching at work.
Scott Bolohan: My home state of Michigan will be celebrating! (I'm in Istanbul, no Twitter access!)
Katie Gibson (WGN producer, @ktgibbles): Welp. Brackets are shot, so Guinness, whiskey, anger and tears.
Angi Taylor: I'll go with Florida and Kentucky. They have the scariest mascots.
2. Why has the SEC performed so well in the NCAA tournament?
Clark Jones: Don't they have like 72 teams in the tournament? #numbersgame
Aly Bockler: Hours and hours of praying to Southern demigod Tim Tebow.
Scott Bolohan: Didn't overpay any of their players.
Katie Gibson (WGN producer, @ktgibbles): What Tebow prays for, Tebow gets.
Angi Taylor: The luck of the redneck! *slams a Fireball shot*
3. How is Patrick Kane rehabbing his injured knee?
Clark Jones: Typing out his new musical "Hockey: On Ice."
Aly Bockler "Icing."
Scott Bolohan: Lots of "rubbing" alcohol.
Katie Gibson (WGN producer, @ktgibbles): By staying the hell away from D-Rose.
Angi Taylor: Catching up on his Netflix queue. "House of Cards," brah!
4. Who in Chicago sports is most looking forward to April?
Clark Jones: Ronnie Woo Woo! The dancing Statue of Liberty guy is getting cocky.
Aly Bockler: Ronnie Woo Woo and Soxman.
Scott Bolohan: Joakim Noah. Huge Easter fan.
Katie Gibson (WGN producer, @ktgibbles): Martysaurus Rex. Have you seen how many LinkedIn connections the man got this weekend? #Visionary
Angi Taylor: Jared Allen. He gets to move out of Minneapolis, the only city colder than ours.
5. Cold weather is to baseball as ...
Clark Jones: ... cold beer is to Wrigleyvilleprobably won't end well but has to be done.
Aly Bockler: ... Hawk is to Stoney -- chilly and uncomfortable.
Scott Bolohan: ... old leather is to Lindsay Lohan's face.
Katie Gibson (WGN producer, @ktgibbles): ... rope climb is to gym class. Weeds out the total sissies.
Angi Taylor: ... stale beer is to sporting events. Hard to swallow, but part of the fun!