4. Stache

It's different, and he'll forever be on Joel Quenneville's good side. Then maybe Coach will give him a rest once in while. 


3. Captain

Ya know, just to mess with Jonathan Toews. Totally worth it.


2. Puck

It's a reference to hockey AND Shakespeare. Who says hockey players can't be poetic?!


1. Molar

"You see, son, this one game in the 2010 playoffs ..."


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