1. Ernest Wilkins will try to score on Fire goalkeeper Sean Johnson on Wednesday. Any advice?
|Tracy Swartz: Don't try to impress him with your job. He's the real "catch."|
|Julie DiCaro: Don't use your toe. Shoot low and for the corners.|
|Soxman: No advice, Ernest is quite "the playa" already. He says he scores all the time.|
|Brad Zibung: Can you go five-hole in soccer? Otherwise, I've got nothing.|
|Ernest Wilkins: Use your instep! Also, remember to listen to Plies beforehand. #Frathouse #TheEmpire #WeCantBeStopped|
2. What worries you most about the Hawks' season so far?
|Tracy Swartz: Taylor Swift has already ruined "22." We don't need her lady luck.|
|Julie DiCaro: Are they peaking too early? I'm afraid they're peaking too early.|
|Soxman: They don't score like Ernest Wilkins (says he does) when he's on the "power play."|
|Brad Zibung: Those three OTLs are really concerning.|
|Ernest Wilkins: Going to the fridge to get a drink, only to return and find that six goals have been scored.|
3. What company should buy the naming rights to Halas Hall?
|Tracy Swartz: CBS. Then they could call it "Arsenio Hall."|
|Julie DiCaro: I don't want anyone who has anything to do with cheese. Or Vikings.|
|Soxman: Oscars host Seth MacFarlane. Bears fans would see plenty of good "offensive" lines that way.|
|Brad Zibung: It would have to be a local corporation that has millions to burn. The only one I know is the Bears themselves.|
|Ernest Wilkins: Cash Money Records, if only so that the Birdman can achieve his dream of getting a platinum football field.|
4. College hoops' conference tournaments are under way. How do you feel?
|Tracy Swartz: Gators are ready to clinch, er, clink glasses. Lick-drink-SEC.|
|Julie DiCaro: Ready to watch my Hoosiers go all the way, baby!|
|Soxman: Players with big game, scoring frequently—I feel inadequate.|
|Brad Zibung: Like I do every year around this time: anxious for my annual spring training trip to Mesa.|
|Ernest Wilkins: The one-night stand that was Florida State's ACC title has appeared to have come to an end. Hope they got cab fare!|
5. Tell us what you know about the World Baseball Classic.
|Tracy Swartz: Eh. I prefer March Madness to Merch Madness.|
|Julie DiCaro: Anthony Rizzo is playing for Italy and will probably get hurt in the process.|
|Soxman: Any game the Chicago White Sox play is considered a World Baseball Classic.|
|Brad Zibung: I know I'm going to see the U.S. vs. Italy in Phoenix on Saturday night.|
|Ernest Wilkins: I know that Canada has a team. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ|