1. How will this LeBron James/Gatorade/Powerade/Dwyane Wade mess be resolved?
|Sean Ely: "Surge" will make a dramatic reappearance and we'll all get together and watch the TGIF lineup together like it's the '90s.|
|Pete McMurray: They need WATER to bring them back together. You gotta hydrate, my man!|
|Ernest Wilkins: Dunno. As long as we don't get a sports drink-themed version of "The Decision," I'm good.|
|Elliott Serrano: At the next WWE pay-per-view in a Fatal 4-Way match with Kool-Aid Man as special guest referee.|
|Sarah Spain: Amid the chaos, Brawndo will step in as the official drink of the NBA. It's The Thirst Mutilator.|
2. Which Chicago athlete would you want to see on a Madden cover?
|Sean Ely: Jimmy Clausen's receding hairline.|
|Pete McMurray: Chris Conte. C'mon Madden curse ...|
|Ernest Wilkins: Everyone on RedEye's soft- ... sorry, UNDEFEATED softball team.|
|Elliott Serrano: Former WWE champion CM Punk, since I'm not gonna see him anywhere else.|
|Sarah Spain: Martellus "Orange Dinosaur" Bennett on "Madden 15: Jurassic Edition."|
3. What are the symptoms of World Cup fever?
|Sean Ely: Intense vomiting from Ernest Wilkins' World Cup drinking game. Prepare your livers, Chicago.|
|Pete McMurray: Blowing the vuvuzela in traffic, wearing tackie soccer jerseys and uncontrollable burning of YOUR OWN city.|
|Ernest Wilkins: Chronic flopping. Wow. That sounds gross for some reason.|
|Elliott Serrano: Dry mouth. Chills. And a sudden breakout of GOOOOOOOOOOOOOLS!|
|Sarah Spain: Flopping whenever touched, heading objects instead of using your hands, a constant hum of vuvuzelas in your ears.|
4. How will the Fire players spend their World Cup break?
|Sean Ely: Drinking cases of Red Bull and playing "FIFA 14" until it ends.|
|Pete McMurray: Wisconsin Dells Kalahari waterpark, then hit the buffet. Mashed potatoes and banana cream pie makes everyone better.|
|Ernest Wilkins: Chronically flopping! FlopFlopFlopFlop ...|
|Elliott Serrano: Binge watching the "Chicago Fire" TV show on their DVRs.|
|Sarah Spain: Continuing to tie things. Ropes, laces, fingers. Gotta stay ready.|
5. What does Adam Dunn get for hitting his 450th career home run?
|Sean Ely: *Looks at Adam Dunn's strike out numbers, re-reads questions, laughs out loud*|
|Pete McMurray: He can head over to Section 537 and order a Sausage Pattie Burger from the Burger Barn. If you make it to 455, you get a churro.|
|Ernest Wilkins: High-five to anyone who's reading this and just made a "flopflopflop" noise in your head. I do it for you!|
|Elliott Serrano: Bacon on a stick! Bacon on a stick!|
|Sarah Spain: The same thing he got for his 2,284th strikeout: lots and lots of money.|