1. Whom do you want to quarterback the Bears next season?
Clark Jones: Kanye! He ain't got the answers neither!
Jay St. Pierre: Johnny Manziel. Because he may be the only person who can let down Bears fans more than Cutler.
Scott Bolohan: James Franco would be pretty dope.
John Dooley: Not Chris Conte.
Angi Taylor: My 8-year-old daughter. She's got a better arm and is much less of a whiny brat.
2. If Jay Cutler has played his last game as a Bear ...
Clark Jones: ... I can finally stop responding to the people on Twitter who want him back, I hope.
Jay St. Pierre: ... tell him what my mom told me when I turned 18: "We love you to death, but get your [bleep] and get out."
Scott Bolohan: ... I'm going to need to find a new wingman.
John Dooley: ... then meatballs need to find somebody else to get after ... Conte?
Angi Taylor: ... tell me now so we can start planning a citywide party.
3. Describe Marc Trestman's first season as Bears coach in three words.
Clark Jones: Tackling for what?
Jay St. Pierre: Missed ... The ... Playoffs.
Scott Bolohan: I am pregnant.
John Dooley: Conte. Ruins. EVERYTHING.
Angi Taylor: Not. Good. Enough.
4. What's the lasting image of 2013 Chicago sports?
Clark Jones: Poor Brandon Marshall still lying on the ground captures it all.
Jay St. Pierre: Don't really remember it. I was drinking away my sorrows most of the time.
Scott Bolohan: Corey Crawford doing a keg stand on the Stanley Cup, probably.
John Dooley: Chris Conte missing that one tackle in that one game. Or all of them.
Angi Taylor: Uhhh. Well ... meh.
5. Which Chicago athlete most needs a fresh start in 2014?
Clark Jones: Chris Conte. He needs to be recognized for more than blowing coverage.
Jay St. Pierre: The city itself. Two losing baseball teams, football team going 8-8 and losing Rose. Save us, Hawks!
Scott Bolohan: Felix Pie. This is the year.
John Dooley: Chris Conte needs a fresh start. In the CFL.
Angi Taylor: Jay Cutler. With the CFL.