1. What do the lyrics to Chelsea Dagger actually mean?
Tracy Swartz: Any answer would be a stab in the dark.
Julie DiCaro: I could tell you, but I'd have to kill you.
Soxman: Many people think it's sexual, but it's actually Scottish for "slipping one past the goalie."
Brad Zibung: Pretty sure they're about a hooker, right? That's what I'm going with.
Ernest Wilkins: It's actually about a very freaky girl, the kind you don't take home to mother ... wait, that's not right.
2. Who is your Crosstown Classic MVP so far?
Tracy Swartz: The fans who waited out Monday's game. Stinko de Mayo.
Julie DiCaro: Rick Renteria, for not quitting yet.
Soxman: The fans! Their passion fuels the fire and actually makes the series meaningful.
Brad Zibung: I spent most of the day watching clips from when these games were exciting, so I'm going to go with Ricky Gutierrez.
Ernest Wilkins: Same as every year: Cheese-covered food items.
3. Who is left to root for in the NBA playoffs now?
Tracy Swartz: For playing the Heat, I am Net picking.
Julie DiCaro: Who is the polar opposite of LeBron James? Him.
Soxman: Whoever plays the Miami Heat. (Soxman drops the mic and walks away)
Brad Zibung: I suppose the easy answer is "Anyone playing the Heat," but I'll go "Everyone but the Heat."
Ernest Wilkins: The Blazers! Damian Lillard is the truth and we might get a "Portlandia" sketch if they win it all.
4. What's the next meme to appear in a Nascar race?
Tracy Swartz: Flip pics.
Julie DiCaro: I'm pulling for Condescending Willy Wonka.
Soxman: Paul Konerko. After this season he'll have a lot of time on his hands.
Brad Zibung: Why are there memes in Nascar races? Are they of Grumpy Cat or something?
Ernest Wilkins: If there's any justice, we'll have drivers yelling "OOOH KILL'EM" after a racer wins at Daytona.
5. What's the first thing Konerko will do on day 1 of his retirement?
Tracy Swartz: Walk home.
Julie DiCaro: Move to the North Side.
Soxman: See answer four above.
Brad Zibung: Not sure but he's going to have lots of time figuring that out while backing up Abreu.
Ernest Wilkins: Put on his outfit and walk out as the new first base coach of YOUR Chicago White Sox?