1. What should Jordan Danks have asked for in exchange for giving his No. 20 to Kevin Youkilis?
Tracy Swartz: A Dank-->You note.
Julie DiCaro: For people to stop calling him "John."
Soxman: Gyros, baklava and kinish from the Greek God of Walks (who's actually Jewish).
Ernest Wilkins: A carpetburger from The Gallows. Look it up.
Brad Zibung: I don't know. A medal of valor?
2. Former Cub Marlon Byrd was suspended 50 games for using PEDs. Thoughts?
Tracy Swartz: Performance-enhancing drugs and 50 go hand in hand.
Julie DiCaro: He liked to flex and hung around with Victor Conte. Shocker.
Soxman: Well, I guess no one will be flipping the Byrd in a trade anytime soon.
Ernest Wilkins: Does he know that they're supposed to make him better? No? Moving on then.
Brad Zibung: Whoever said MLB's steroid testing only nailed nobodies must be eating crow.
3. Who said this: "I’m going to break his face and every tooth in his mouth"?
Tracy Swartz: Either "The Spider" or the OctoMom. I love the eight-ies.
Julie DiCaro: Audrey Hepburn.
Soxman: Carly Rae Jepsen after he blew off her request to "Call Me Maybe."
Ernest Wilkins: Me, to Brad. He knows what he did.
Brad Zibung: I would guess a UFC fighter, but they're all such peaceful human beings that that can't be right.
4. What's the Larry O'Brien trophy thinking when LeBron James hugs it?
Tracy Swartz: "At your age, you're overdue for a trophy wife."
Julie DiCaro: "How big IS that headband?"
Soxman: "Michael Jordan hugged me five times better."
Ernest Wilkins: "As long as he keeps me away from Bosh and his champagne facials, I'm good."
Brad Zibung: "I'm an inanimate, soulless object and have no thoughts. Just like this guy in the huge headband hugging me."
5. What would you do if you were invited to the NBA draft?
Tracy Swartz: Bring Jo Noah because, you know, I just won the lottery.
Julie DiCaro: Stay home and watch baseball.
Soxman: Have a Stern conversation with the commish about the quality of NBA Finals officiating.
Ernest Wilkins: Wear a suit that fits me. That's it and that's all.
Brad Zibung: Refuse to get picked by the Bobcats. Even I have standards.