1. What will Jay Cutler say to Maurice Jones-Drew on Sunday?
|Phil Thompson: "Hey, Mo, you know what's the difference between `quitting' and `holding out?' Exactly."|
|Tracy Swartz: "I said I'd be right back."|
|Alex Quigley: Sometime late in the fourth quarter: "Scoreboard."|
|Jimmy Greenfield: "I LOVE your pantsuit, where did you get it?!"|
|Bag Boy: "People with three names are usually women."|
2. Who said this: "I get enough of me sometimes, too"?
|Phil Thompson: Jerry Jones, Justin Bieber, Ozzie Guillen, iPhone 5 complaints, Facebook and Honey Boo Boo.|
|Tracy Swartz: Jay Cutler. Though after last season's injury, you'd think he'd have a hands-off approach.|
|Alex Quigley: Bobby Frenkel, Vermont's record-holder for toenail eating?|
|Jimmy Greenfield: Me when I'm pretending to be you. You're so vain. I bet you think this answer's about you.|
|Bag Boy: Mike Tice, but we all feel that way after eating chili and drinking beer, don't we?|
3. Tell us something about the Jacksonville Jaguars.
|Phil Thompson: The Jacksonville Jaguar is not half as frightening as the Miami Beach Cougar.|
|Tracy Swartz: I'm against broadcasting it, but we Floridians are not used to seeing Jax in a box.|
|Alex Quigley: They'll win Super Bowl XLIX in 2015. They will be called the L.A. Jaguars then.|
|Jimmy Greenfield: Four men named Jackson have played for them: Chevis, Grady, Lenie and Willie. True story.|
|Bag Boy: Their mascot is named Jaxson de Ville. And they're owned by U of I grad Shahid Khan.|
4. Instead of fines, what should be the penalty for flopping in the NBA?
|Phil Thompson: You have to be in the next movie starring Taylor Kitsch ("John Carter," "Savages," "Battleship").|
|Tracy Swartz: I think they should keep charging them.|
|Alex Quigley: Mandatory Kardashian marriage for multiple offenders.|
|Jimmy Greenfield: The players have to put their money in responsible investments.|
|Bag Boy: You should be forced to watch like, 18 hours of ... NBA basketball. Too mean?|
5. If you were an NHL player, what would you do during the lockout?
|Phil Thompson: Make up useless puns: "What kind of hockey do they play in Chicago? Blackhawky."|
|Tracy Swartz: Something "Cutting Edge."|
|Alex Quigley: There's a perfect "Office Space" quote to use here, but it's a family newspaper.|
|Jimmy Greenfield: Return to my first love: Mr. T celebrity impersonator.|
|Bag Boy: I would find the prettiest girl I know and try and you know ... kiss her.|