1. What will Jay Cutler say to Maurice Jones-Drew on Sunday?
Phil Thompson: "Hey, Mo, you know what's the difference between `quitting' and `holding out?' Exactly."
Tracy Swartz: "I said I'd be right back."
Alex Quigley: Sometime late in the fourth quarter: "Scoreboard."
Jimmy Greenfield: "I LOVE your pantsuit, where did you get it?!"
Bag Boy: "People with three names are usually women."
2. Who said this: "I get enough of me sometimes, too"?
Phil Thompson: Jerry Jones, Justin Bieber, Ozzie Guillen, iPhone 5 complaints, Facebook and Honey Boo Boo.
Tracy Swartz: Jay Cutler. Though after last season's injury, you'd think he'd have a hands-off approach.
Alex Quigley: Bobby Frenkel, Vermont's record-holder for toenail eating?
Jimmy Greenfield: Me when I'm pretending to be you. You're so vain. I bet you think this answer's about you.
Bag Boy: Mike Tice, but we all feel that way after eating chili and drinking beer, don't we?
3. Tell us something about the Jacksonville Jaguars.
Phil Thompson: The Jacksonville Jaguar is not half as frightening as the Miami Beach Cougar.
Tracy Swartz: I'm against broadcasting it, but we Floridians are not used to seeing Jax in a box.
Alex Quigley: They'll win Super Bowl XLIX in 2015. They will be called the L.A. Jaguars then.
Jimmy Greenfield: Four men named Jackson have played for them: Chevis, Grady, Lenie and Willie. True story.
Bag Boy: Their mascot is named Jaxson de Ville. And they're owned by U of I grad Shahid Khan.
4. Instead of fines, what should be the penalty for flopping in the NBA?
Phil Thompson: You have to be in the next movie starring Taylor Kitsch ("John Carter," "Savages," "Battleship").
Tracy Swartz: I think they should keep charging them.
Alex Quigley: Mandatory Kardashian marriage for multiple offenders.
Jimmy Greenfield: The players have to put their money in responsible investments.
Bag Boy: You should be forced to watch like, 18 hours of ... NBA basketball. Too mean?
5. If you were an NHL player, what would you do during the lockout?
Phil Thompson: Make up useless puns: "What kind of hockey do they play in Chicago? Blackhawky."
Tracy Swartz: Something "Cutting Edge."
Alex Quigley: There's a perfect "Office Space" quote to use here, but it's a family newspaper.
Jimmy Greenfield: Return to my first love: Mr. T celebrity impersonator.
Bag Boy: I would find the prettiest girl I know and try and you know ... kiss her.