1. The Bears should be most concerned about ___ in their preseason game Friday.
Phil Thompson: Now that Chad Johnson's fired and T.O. can't catch, karma might move into Brandon Marshall's locker.
Tracy Swartz: Blank stares.
Alex Quigley: Rogue nanorobots. It's a secret project.
Jimmy Greenfield: Staying healthy, staying healthy and staying healthy. Also? Staying healthy.
Bag Boy: The safeties. No, the O-line. No, Urlacher coming clean..I don't know. Pick 'em.
2. How can the Bears get under Eli Manning's skin during Friday's game?
Phil Thompson: Fixed-blade serrated combat Bowie knife. Thanks for the tip, Dexter.
Tracy Swartz: "Poke the hair," the New York version of "Poke the Bear."
Alex Quigley: Subcutaneous nanorobots, man. I'm working on it.
Jimmy Greenfield: Sack him, pull out his liver and eat it with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
Bag Boy: I'd keep calling him Peyton.
3. What "alternative treatments" might help Brian Urlacher?
Phil Thompson: When I hear that Urlacher got "alternative treatments" in Europe, I'm thinking Amsterdam.
Tracy Swartz: Cupping may help him get over the pain of his breakup.
Alex Quigley: Also nanorobots. I need more time, CUT ME SOME SLACK.
Jimmy Greenfield: After dating Paris Hilton and Jenny McCarthy, may I suggest a good dose of penicillin?
Bag Boy: Looks to me like someone could use an aura cleansing.
4. Why is Michael Strahan the front-runner to replace Regis Philbin on "Live"?
Phil Thompson: Strahan was a Giant ... just like Frank Gifford ... who's married to Kathie Lee ... who was Regis' old partner.
Tracy Swartz: He wants to be a millionaire.
Alex Quigley: Because ... he got the job already?
Jimmy Greenfield: I have so little interest in the question I'm rejecting it on principle.
Bag Boy: A nice combination of charm and looks. Yes, I left out brains.
5. What will Derrick Rose reveal next in his next video with Adidas?
Phil Thompson: He's hired Eddy Curry to be a human leg caddie.
Tracy Swartz: Foot notes.
Alex Quigley: NANOROBOT-POWERED SHOES. That's four out of five. You owe me $20, Jimmy.
Jimmy Greenfield: He's doing all his rehab work in Al Capone's vault.
Bag Boy: If you think he's lonely now, wait until he actually returns to the Bulls.