1. A day without Cubs or Sox baseball makes me feel ...
Chris Sosa: ... like playing TWO rounds of golf.
Matt Pais: ... so cold. So very, very cold. Sorry, I'm at Forever Yogurt. What'd you say?
Grant Yanney: I'm indifferent, if this question was prefaced without mention of my White Sox ... #TakeJake.
Kat Velez: ... like it's my birthday. Oh wait, it IS!
Ben Johnson: ... like driving on the Dan Ryan or walking down Clark Street.
2. Who is Chicago's No. 1 All-Star right now?
Chris Sosa: Derrick Rose's crutches. Keep up the good work!
Matt Pais: The parking attendant who didn't arrive to issue a ticket when I went over by three minutes. Thanks!
Grant Yanney: A.J. Pierzynski. Honorable mention to my dog Nala. She's a pitbull/lab mix.
Kat Velez: Patrick Sharp. Last Chicago guy to win an MVP award at an All-Star game, you know.
Ben Johnson: Your cousin who's not using his old window unit A/C.
3. With so many changes on the Bulls, what should the Bench Mob be called now?
Chris Sosa: The Bench Mopes. Don't worry, fellas, D-Rose and Luol Deng will be back eventually.
Matt Pais: Cap'n Geech and the Shrimp Shack Shooters. Best name for anything ever.
Grant Yanney: The Raging Bull? Some players shouldn't have been brought back for the ride.
Kat Velez: The _e_ _h Mob.
Ben Johnson: The "continue to not be Derrick Rose" mob.
4. Why do free agents keep signing with the Miami Heat?
Chris Sosa: Someone has to help LeBron carry those increased expectations.
Matt Pais: A championship team in a nice climate and eye candy-filled beaches? No idea.
Grant Yanney: Pat Riley offers players a vial of life potion upon signing. No yolo!
Kat Velez: It's like they want to join a championship team or something!
Ben Johnson: There's so much attention on LeBron, the rest of the team is like basketball's witness protection program.
5. How did the Packers make $47.2 million in profit last year?
Chris Sosa: Judging by drinking habits, they must have some sort of connection to Leinenkugel's.
Matt Pais: Insert joke about cheese, then insert joke about Green Bay as a whole. Hooray, stereotypes!
Grant Yanney: Muenster cheese is on a serious come-up!
Kat Velez: What else is there to do in Green Bay?
Ben Johnson: They're exempt from the concussion lawsuit thanks to their long tradition of cheese-lined helmets.