Five on Five: Bumpin'
If you bumped one of these five, you probably would ... get a dirty look, and that's about it.
6:50 p.m. CDT, July 19, 2012
 | Brian Moore: Big Z. Cutler would go down with an injury during the walk to the ring. |
 | Matt Pais: That just doesn't sound like a good idea for anyone. |
 | Grant Yanney: Is this going to be the "sore loser match?" Cutler might get that work! |
 | Kat Velez: The entire world. |
 | Ben Johnson: The opposing team. |
 | Brian Moore: A two-game lead on the last day of the season. |
 | Matt Pais: 50 games with 2 games left to play. Until they invoke the ol' "Last game counts 25x" rule. |
 | Grant Yanney: 5 games. Side note: I never want to see Youks bunt again ... in life. |
 | Kat Velez: Like ... 15, 20 games. Last year's Red Sox should have taught us all a lesson. |
 | Ben Johnson: A three-game lead with negative six games left to play. |
 | Brian Moore: They're distracted by all those nude photos of the Royals. |
 | Matt Pais: Out of politeness toward royalty. Nobody complains when you beat up a tiger. Except those jerky zookeepers. |
 | Grant Yanney: Have you ever been to K.C.? SMH. |
 | Kat Velez: The Royals suck so much, they cause a black hole for baseball talent that affects the White Sox. |
 | Ben Johnson: It's the curse of former Royals first base coach Tom Gamboa. |
 | Brian Moore: For Cubs fans, they've just woken up from the previous day's drunken shenanigans. |
 | Matt Pais: Rookies still love staying up past their bedtime. "Guys, we should make s'mores after the game!" |
 | Grant Yanney: The after-party ... fiesta, fiesta! |
 | Kat Velez: Falling asleep and forgetting it's on. |
 | Ben Johnson: If it's in Wrigley, the best thing about it is puke containment. |
 | Brian Moore: ... firing the team cheerleaders. You just don't do it, right, Honey Bears? |
 | Matt Pais: N/A. Firing a character would be huge; firing a person in a costume is necessary when the person inside is 10 beers deep. |
 | Grant Yanney: ... real weak. This better not be about Benny the Bull, man! |
 | Kat Velez: ... playing hockey in Sunrise, Fla. |
 | Ben Johnson: ... being a hockey team in Florida. |
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