1. Jay Cutler vs. Carlos Zambrano. Who wins in a fight?
Brian Moore: Big Z. Cutler would go down with an injury during the walk to the ring.
Matt Pais: That just doesn't sound like a good idea for anyone.
Grant Yanney: Is this going to be the "sore loser match?" Cutler might get that work!
Kat Velez: The entire world.
Ben Johnson: The opposing team.
2. What do you consider a "safe" lead for the White Sox in the AL Central race?
Brian Moore: A two-game lead on the last day of the season.
Matt Pais: 50 games with 2 games left to play. Until they invoke the ol' "Last game counts 25x" rule.
Grant Yanney: 5 games. Side note: I never want to see Youks bunt again ... in life.
Kat Velez: Like ... 15, 20 games. Last year's Red Sox should have taught us all a lesson.
Ben Johnson: A three-game lead with negative six games left to play.
3. Why do the White Sox struggle so much against Kansas City?
Brian Moore: They're distracted by all those nude photos of the Royals.
Matt Pais: Out of politeness toward royalty. Nobody complains when you beat up a tiger. Except those jerky zookeepers.
Grant Yanney: Have you ever been to K.C.? SMH.
Kat Velez: The Royals suck so much, they cause a black hole for baseball talent that affects the White Sox.
Ben Johnson: It's the curse of former Royals first base coach Tom Gamboa.
4. What's the best part about starting a baseball game at 10:40 p.m.?
Brian Moore: For Cubs fans, they've just woken up from the previous day's drunken shenanigans.
Matt Pais: Rookies still love staying up past their bedtime. "Guys, we should make s'mores after the game!"
Grant Yanney: The after-party ... fiesta, fiesta!
Kat Velez: Falling asleep and forgetting it's on.
Ben Johnson: If it's in Wrigley, the best thing about it is puke containment.
5. Firing the team mascot is like ...
Brian Moore: ... firing the team cheerleaders. You just don't do it, right, Honey Bears?
Matt Pais: N/A. Firing a character would be huge; firing a person in a costume is necessary when the person inside is 10 beers deep.
Grant Yanney: ... real weak. This better not be about Benny the Bull, man!
Kat Velez: ... playing hockey in Sunrise, Fla.
Ben Johnson: ... being a hockey team in Florida.
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