1. How did Tom Thibodeau celebrate his contract extension with the Bulls?
|Ernest Wilkins: By smiling? Nah, actually stay ice-cold, Thib-a-docious!|
|Julie DiCaro: By not singing the seventh-inning stretch at Wrigley.|
|Soxman: To quote Seal's Batman ditty: He got a "Kiss from a Rose."|
|Brad Zibung: Studied only 18 hours of game Monday film instead of his normal 20 that day.|
|Stick Figure: Not by riding a real bull, I hope. That looks like it hurts!|
2. What's the first thing the Cubs/White Sox will do when the season ends?Ernest Wilkins: Julie DiCaro: Soxman: Brad Zibung: Stick Figure:
|Ernest Wilkins: Cubs: Sell tickets based on hope. Sox: Get some damn bullpen help.|
|Julie DiCaro: Dodge rotten tomatoes on their way out of the players' parking lots.|
|Soxman: The White Sox will drive each other home, something they didn't do in September.|
|Brad Zibung: They're still playing?|
|Stick Figure: Grab something to eat. I know I get really hungry after all that exercise.|
3. What should be the Cubs' punishment for reaching 100 losses?
|Ernest Wilkins: They should have to watch themselves play.|
|Julie DiCaro: The fans should have the option of swapping them for the Astros.|
|Soxman: "Soriano" have it in me to goat on the Cubs after the White Sox swoon.|
|Brad Zibung: Isn't losing 100 games enough punishment?|
|Stick Figure: Apologizing to all the goats they've ever offended.|
4. Why have Jay Cutler's jersey sales taken a hit?
|Ernest Wilkins: Because he isn't "friendly." Dude, I don't care anymore. Win a Super Bowl. We good.|
|Julie DiCaro: Because they hold on to the ball too long. (Get it? GET IT?)|
|Soxman: As he had a great game Monday, I WON'T say baby size jersey sales are actually exploding.|
|Brad Zibung: Because people don't want to wear his jersey because they think he's a jerk. However could they get idea?|
|Stick Figure: Well, if people take care of the ones they have, they don't need to buy new ones.|
5. When Wayne Gretzky says the NHL could be back by Jan. 1, you say ...
|Ernest Wilkins: ... wanna bet on it? (See what I did there?)|
|Julie DiCaro: ... if by "NHL" you mean the "AHL," then yes, I agree.|
|Soxman: ... quit icing my hopes with your empty net promises.|
|Brad Zibung: ... fingers crossed that he's not still loopy from that head injury he got in Swingers.|
|Stick Figure: ... why didn't the NHL take us on vacation, too?|