1. Now that Teuvo Teravainen has made his Blackhawks debut ...
|Matt Pais: ... the onslaught of Google searches for his name can begin! Only some including "pronunciation."|
|Jay St. Pierre: ... I just want to buy his jersey and walk around Michigan Avenue filming people trying to pronounce his last name.|
|Jane Monzures: ... we've all learned how to pronounce a new name!|
|Shaun Davis: ... #KidCanPlay, Game like Parker-Brother, Smooth like Butter. #butterbaby|
|Kat Velez: ... he and Shaw can get a two-for-one deal on Proactiv.|
2. How can the second weekend of the NCAA tournament top the first?
|Matt Pais: Can't. Won't. Or will it?|
|Jay St. Pierre: It can't. I already lost $1B because of Stephen F. Austin. I still don't know who Stephen F. Austin is. Ugh :(|
|Jane Monzures: Fewer games, which means husbands get to the weekend "honey do" list sooner.|
|Shaun Davis: Better teams = better matchups = better games.|
|Kat Velez: I just want more brackets busted and people crying, because I'm evil.|
3. If U.S. Cellular Field offering bacon on a stick, what should Wrigley Field do?
|Matt Pais: An entire pig, thrown at you by Greg Maddux and Andre Dawson. Name one reason why not.|
|Jay St. Pierre: They've had leaves on a stick on that outfield wall for 100 years. Way to finally catch up, White Sox!|
|Jane Monzures: Break the curse and serve fried goat bites.|
|Shaun Davis: Cheese egg lollipop. #justasnasty|
|Kat Velez: Don't even try. You'll never be able to compete with bacon on a stick.|
4. What will we learn from the crosstown spring training game Thursday?
|Matt Pais: If I told you that, you wouldn't learn it later. Stop trying to cheat at life.|
|Jay St. Pierre: Both teams still suck ... BUT they have new players to lose 90 games with.|
|Jane Monzures: You can take the teams out of the city, but you can't take the rivalry out of the fans!|
|Shaun Davis: Who cares?! No really, we'll learn who cares about baseball in Chicago.|
|Kat Velez: Not a damn thing, and you know this.|
5. WInstead of dunking over the goal posts, how should NFL players celebrate touchdowns?
|Matt Pais: Bounce the ball off the scoreboard, then the ref's hat and into the Gatorade cooler. Easy.|
|Jay St. Pierre: Well, Jimmy Graham, they haven't outlawed high-jumping goal posts. Let's be honest, you're amazing enough to make it. DO IT!|
|Jane Monzures: Start calling the NFL the "No Fun League."|
|Shaun Davis: Three-man weave with a layup. #NoFunLeague|
|Kat Velez: They shouldn't. They should just walk off the field. No personality allowed!|