1. Now that Teuvo Teravainen has made his Blackhawks debut ...
Matt Pais: ... the onslaught of Google searches for his name can begin! Only some including "pronunciation."
Jay St. Pierre: ... I just want to buy his jersey and walk around Michigan Avenue filming people trying to pronounce his last name.
Jane Monzures: ... we've all learned how to pronounce a new name!
Shaun Davis: ... #KidCanPlay, Game like Parker-Brother, Smooth like Butter. #butterbaby
Kat Velez: ... he and Shaw can get a two-for-one deal on Proactiv.
2. How can the second weekend of the NCAA tournament top the first?
Matt Pais: Can't. Won't. Or will it?
Jay St. Pierre: It can't. I already lost $1B because of Stephen F. Austin. I still don't know who Stephen F. Austin is. Ugh :(
Jane Monzures: Fewer games, which means husbands get to the weekend "honey do" list sooner.
Shaun Davis: Better teams = better matchups = better games.
Kat Velez: I just want more brackets busted and people crying, because I'm evil.
3. If U.S. Cellular Field offering bacon on a stick, what should Wrigley Field do?
Matt Pais: An entire pig, thrown at you by Greg Maddux and Andre Dawson. Name one reason why not.
Jay St. Pierre: They've had leaves on a stick on that outfield wall for 100 years. Way to finally catch up, White Sox!
Jane Monzures: Break the curse and serve fried goat bites.
Shaun Davis: Cheese egg lollipop. #justasnasty
Kat Velez: Don't even try. You'll never be able to compete with bacon on a stick.
4. What will we learn from the crosstown spring training game Thursday?
Matt Pais: If I told you that, you wouldn't learn it later. Stop trying to cheat at life.
Jay St. Pierre: Both teams still suck ... BUT they have new players to lose 90 games with.
Jane Monzures: You can take the teams out of the city, but you can't take the rivalry out of the fans!
Shaun Davis: Who cares?! No really, we'll learn who cares about baseball in Chicago.
Kat Velez: Not a damn thing, and you know this.
5. WInstead of dunking over the goal posts, how should NFL players celebrate touchdowns?
Matt Pais: Bounce the ball off the scoreboard, then the ref's hat and into the Gatorade cooler. Easy.
Jay St. Pierre: Well, Jimmy Graham, they haven't outlawed high-jumping goal posts. Let's be honest, you're amazing enough to make it. DO IT!
Jane Monzures: Start calling the NFL the "No Fun League."
Shaun Davis: Three-man weave with a layup. #NoFunLeague
Kat Velez: They shouldn't. They should just walk off the field. No personality allowed!