1. Let's have your Final Four prediction.
Megan Crepeau: I will drink some whiskey.
Ryan Salzwedel: My Wolverines will go ALL THE WAY! Wait, they lost last weekend? No!
Phil Thompson: I'll take Gators over Wildcats. As for the other two, I only care for Husky women who don't Badger.
Jimmy Greenfield: Florida and Kentucky moving on, and Tracy being insufferable.
Bag Boy: I like Florida to win it all.
2. No Toews. No Kane. What's a Blackhawks fan to do?
Megan Crepeau: Drink some whiskey.
Ryan Salzwedel: Hope that Patrick Sharp can channel his inner Joakim Noah.
Phil Thompson: Grab a stick and get on the ice! No, really, I'm sure security won't mind.
Jimmy Greenfield: Know bourbon.
Bag Boy: Think back to the good old days when those guys were young.
3. When Ryne Sandberg leads the Philadelphia Phillies against the Cubs this weekend ...
Megan Crepeau: ... remember when Coach Taylor had to coach the underdogs across town against his beloved Dillon Panthers? Nothing like that at all.
Ryan Salzwedel: ... Mike Schmidt will lead the Cubs faithful in "Take Me Out to the Ballgame."
Phil Thompson: ... he'll be secretly thinking, "How'd that Dale Sveum decision work out for you?"
Jimmy Greenfield: ... the Cubs will treat him like any other opposing manager and let him leave with a couple of wins.
Bag Boy: ... I will be rooting for him. In fact, yeah. I'm dressing as the Philly Fanatic.
4. Give Matt Lindstrom some advice now that he's the White Sox's closer.
Megan Crepeau: Drink some whiskey.
Ryan Salzwedel: Last one out of the Cell turns the lights off and sets the alarm. The four-digit code is 2005.
Phil Thompson: You, sir, are not half the man Bobby Jenks was. Literally.
Jimmy Greenfield: It's never OK to scream, "THIS GAME IS OVAH!" when there are only two outs.
Bag Boy: There will not be many games when the White Sox are ahead, so I wouldn't stress about it.
5. The Arizona Diamondbacks are running out of supersize corn dogs. Discuss.
Megan Crepeau: Dip them in whiskey.
Ryan Salzwedel: They are so hot right now that this is the first time people are smuggling food OUT of the stadium.
Phil Thompson: How can they run out of corn dogs with J.J. Putz on the roster? (Nothing against him, but his name is Putz, so ...)
Jimmy Greenfield: Two words: Soylent green.
Bag Boy: A lot of Chicago retirees down there, that explains the shortage. Still, you can get those at the supermarket! No excuses!