No, there's no sarcasm from these five. None at all.
1. What's been your favorite moment of the NCAA tournament?
|Clark Jones: When North Carolina made good use of seven All-Americans. #ornot|
|Pat Tomasulo: Cutaways of a stoic John Stockton watching Gonzaga.|
|Scott Bolohan: The 1940s. Go DePaul!|
|John Dooley: That one time the officials got a call right. That was awesome.|
|Angi Taylor: People thinking I care about their brackets. Really, it's as much fun as hearing about their fantasy lineups.|
2. What's the best part of back-to-back Blackhawks games?
|Clark Jones: Not watching Nate Robinson shoot 8-for-41 from 3-point range.|
|Pat Tomasulo: Not worrying about how to fill a sportscast for two days in a row.|
|Scott Bolohan: The ice could get choppy so more Ice Crew action! Aw yeah, sexual objectification!|
|John Dooley: Back-to-back excuses to drink.|
|Angi Taylor: It means we're that much closer to the real hockey season -- aka baseball season.|
3. Besides Corey Crawford, what other Hawk should change his style of play?
|Clark Jones: Marian Hossa. He's gotta learn how to hit first, or duck.|
|Pat Tomasulo: I'd like to see Jamal Mayers in more shootouts.|
|Scott Bolohan: Patrick Kane. He should be a little more selective.|
|John Dooley: Dan "Gorilla Salad" Carcillo can change his style of play to "not horrible."|
|Angi Taylor: Marian Hossa. He needs to actually play.|
4. Why are the Cubs pitchers so confident?
|Clark Jones: Well, none of them have actually played in the major leagues.|
|Pat Tomasulo: I don't even have a joke for this one. I genuinely want to know.|
|Scott Bolohan: Toastmasters.|
|John Dooley: They've been playing intrasquad games against Cubs hitters.|
|Angi Taylor: Because they've been facing Double-A hitters all spring.|
5. Why did a doctor call Robert Griffin III "superhuman"?
|Clark Jones: Because calling him something else already got Rob Parker fired.|
|Pat Tomasulo: Because he wants more people to ask Derrick Rose why he's not back yet.|
|Scott Bolohan: The doctor forgot his name.|
|John Dooley: He's so good he makes you forget about his team's horribly insensitive name!|
|Angi Taylor: Because if he were a point guard, he'd be back in the lineup already (hint hint, D-Rose).|
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