1. What was the best part about the Bears' draft this weekend?
|Elise De Los Santos: All the high hopes. There's only one way to go from here.|
|Pete McMurray: We didn't lose to the Packers! Yes! Good game.|
|Ernest Wilkins: Watching the Bears draft Miami's punter. I saw him a lot during the FSU game last year; he's consistent!|
|Elliott Serrano: When they made history by drafting the first openly gay football player in history. Oh wait, they didn't.|
|Sarah Spain: Drafting a dude named Ego, obvs.|
2. The Bears drafting a punter is ..
|Elise De Los Santos: ... something they did just for kicks.|
|Pete McMurray: ... like kissing your sister. You don't like it, but a sometimes you have to do it.|
|Ernest Wilkins: A weird choice.|
|Elliott Serrano: ... way more important than drafting the best defensive player from the SEC, right? Not.|
|Sarah Spain: A great way to kick off the 2014-15 season, amiright?|
3. Who will be the Blackhawks' enforcer with Bollig suspended?
|Elise De Los Santos: Game 6: The Revenge of Toews.|
|Pete McMurray: Jeremy Roenick is still in great shape. JR could suit up one more time!|
|Ernest Wilkins: Two words: Sarah Spain. Bring the Spainnnnn!|
|Elliott Serrano: Coach Q's mustache is intimidating enough.|
|Sarah Spain: Q's mustache.|
4. How can the Blackhawks get more shots on goal against Minnesota?
|Elise De Los Santos: (See previous answer.)|
|Pete McMurray: SHOOT THE PUCK! (Repeat)|
|Ernest Wilkins: I've said it before, will say it again: MORE KNUCKLEPUCK.|
|Elliott Serrano: Shooting the puck at the net would be a start.|
|Sarah Spain: Take those cement blocks off their skates so they can get their asses down the damn ice.|
5. Why is it taking so long for Jeff Samardzija to get his first victory this season?
|Elise De Los Santos: #BecauseItsTheCubs|
|Pete McMurray: Have you seen the Cubbies this season? We couldn't bring home a loaf of bread from Jewel, let alone score in a game!|
|Ernest Wilkins: He's been taking lessons from Tracy McGrady. In baseball.|
|Elliott Serrano: The Baseball Gods hate Cubs star pitchers. Just ask Greg "I gotta get my @$$ to Atlanta" Maddux.|
|Sarah Spain: Hemorrhoids.|