1. What was the best part about the Bears' draft this weekend?
Elise De Los Santos: All the high hopes. There's only one way to go from here.
Pete McMurray: We didn't lose to the Packers! Yes! Good game.
Ernest Wilkins: Watching the Bears draft Miami's punter. I saw him a lot during the FSU game last year; he's consistent!
Elliott Serrano: When they made history by drafting the first openly gay football player in history. Oh wait, they didn't.
Sarah Spain: Drafting a dude named Ego, obvs.
2. The Bears drafting a punter is ..
Elise De Los Santos: ... something they did just for kicks.
Pete McMurray: ... like kissing your sister. You don't like it, but a sometimes you have to do it.
Ernest Wilkins: A weird choice. 
Elliott Serrano: ... way more important than drafting the best defensive player from the SEC, right? Not.
Sarah Spain: A great way to kick off the 2014-15 season, amiright?
3. Who will be the Blackhawks' enforcer with Bollig suspended?
Elise De Los Santos: Game 6: The Revenge of Toews.
Pete McMurray: Jeremy Roenick is still in great shape. JR could suit up one more time!
Ernest Wilkins: Two words: Sarah Spain. Bring the Spainnnnn!
Elliott Serrano: Coach Q's mustache is intimidating enough.
Sarah Spain: Q's mustache.
4. How can the Blackhawks get more shots on goal against Minnesota?
Elise De Los Santos: (See previous answer.)
Pete McMurray: SHOOT THE PUCK! (Repeat)
Ernest Wilkins: I've said it before, will say it again: MORE KNUCKLEPUCK.
Elliott Serrano: Shooting the puck at the net would be a start.
Sarah Spain: Take those cement blocks off their skates so they can get their asses down the damn ice.
5. Why is it taking so long for Jeff Samardzija to get his first victory this season?
Elise De Los Santos: #BecauseItsTheCubs
Pete McMurray: Have you seen the Cubbies this season?  We couldn't bring home a loaf of bread from Jewel, let alone score in a game! 
Ernest Wilkins: He's been taking lessons from Tracy McGrady. In baseball.
Elliott Serrano: The Baseball Gods hate Cubs star pitchers. Just ask Greg "I gotta get my @$$ to Atlanta" Maddux.
Sarah Spain: Hemorrhoids.