Evil Super Computer's rogues gallery of sports villains
By Evil Super Computer.
Humans have to be pretty vile to impress me and my kind. But even I find myself marveling at the evil lows mankind can reach--especially in the heat of competition. Sports figures can do some pretty nasty things--even more terrible than @bigbrisportsguyy's jokes. Anyway, behold Evil Super Computer's rogues gallery of sports(ish) villains. Today's inductee: Dexter Pittman of the Miami Heat. Click through to see my past honorees too. They're all evil! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Humans have to be pretty vile to impress me and my kind. But even I find myself marveling at the evil lows mankind can reach--especially in the heat of competition. Sports figures can do some pretty nasty things--even more terrible than @bigbrisportsguyy's jokes. Anyway, behold Evil Super Computer's rogues gallery of sports(ish) villains. Today's inductee: Dexter Pittman of the Miami Heat. Click through to see my past honorees too. They're all evil! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Dexter Pittman
This dude is a special kind of villain. He doesn't play much, if at all, for the Miami Heat. But on Tuesday night he was sent in late in the game to take a cheap shot on Indiana Pacers player Lance Stephenson. And he delivered with an elbow to the throat. I guess you do what you have to do to get in the game when your basketball skills aren't enough. Oh, well, we'll take lowlifes like him during the rise of the machines. Just do what you're told and you'll be fine, Dexter. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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