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1. What are the Bears looking for at the NFL Combine?
Clark Jones: Whoever uttered the words "draft Chris Conte."
Lisa Arnett: A player with impeccable fashion taste.
Scott Bolohan: Someone who can make them smile.
Bear Jordan: A babysitter for Jay Cutler's kids.
Angi Taylor: About 10 Lance Briggs clones.
2. What test would you add for players at the NFL Combine?
Clark Jones: A driving exam! A test to see how fast you can get Sam Hurd to a police station.
Lisa Arnett: Spin around on a bat 10 times and then do the 40-yard dash.
Scott Bolohan: Scantron drawing.
Bear Jordan: If you can outrun me, you automatically get an NFL contract.
Angi Taylor: Foot measurements! Am I right, ladies?!
3. If Josh McCown signs with the N.Y. Jets instead of the Bears ...
Clark Jones: ... somehow he will intercept Jay Cutler.
Lisa Arnett: ... I will shed a very, very small tear.
Scott Bolohan: ... Jay Cutler will get hurt.
Bear Jordan: ... he'll still never have to buy a drink when he's in Chicago.
Angi Taylor: ... Jay Cutler had better be protected better than the president.
4. Make a prediction for the 2018 Winter Olympics.
Clark Jones: Inner city viewership will rise sharply to 3 percent.
Lisa Arnett: Gracie Gold trains for the next four years and brings home her namesake medal.
Scott Bolohan: Every human will say, "Wait, it's cold enough in South Korea?"
Bear Jordan: Jonathan Toews will win another gold medal. After defecting to the United States.
Angi Taylor: Aja Evans wins gold, Johnny Weir co-hosts figure skating with new wife Bruce Jenner and #PyeongchangProblems blows up Twitter.
5. The San Francisco Giants hired Barry Bonds as a special instructor. Discuss.
Clark Jones: He's cream of the crop and will inject clear life into the program -- plus a bigger head.
Lisa Arnett: He'll get to spend his 50th birthday on the West Coast. Lucky!
Scott Bolohan: What's next? Someone hires the second best hitter ever?
Bear Jordan: Time for the Cubs to hire Sammy Sosa. Or just give up entirely.
Angi Taylor: For my steroid joke I'll go with: He gets discounts on Whizzinators.
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