The 2014 Chicago Blackhawks vs. the Mighty Ducks from the Disney movie. Discuss.
1.Corey Crawford's efforts have been ___ against Minnesota.
|Clark Jones: Not "A-worthy."|
|Frank Holland: Overexamined. Goalies run hot and cold. That's how it is.|
|Scott Bolohan: Franklin.|
|John Dooley: Not-Luongo-like.|
|Angi Taylor: Not as impressive as Goldberg the Goalie from "The Mighty Ducks."|
2. How is Brandon Bollig spending his suspension from the Hawks?
|Clark Jones: Begging for my HBO GO password.|
|Frank Holland: Thinking about his day with the Cup after the Hawks repeat!|
|Scott Bolohan: Enforcing (traffic laws).|
|John Dooley: I'm sure he's finding ways to take dumb penalties in the press box, too.|
|Angi Taylor: Catching up on reruns of "True Tori" on Lifetime. That Dean has slipped a LOT past the goalie!|
3. Jonathan Toews is to clutch goals as ...
|Clark Jones: ... Paris Hilton is to clutch purses.|
|Frank Holland: ... Chicago is to this winter. It doesn't look like it's ever stopping.|
|Scott Bolohan: ... Scott Bolohan is to unachieved goals!|
|John Dooley: ... Marshall Henderson is to dumb tweets.|
|Angi Taylor: ... Kim Kardashian is to clutch prenups.|
4. Why did the Bears sign Jordan Lynch as a free agent?
|Clark Jones: Just to lighten the mood around Halas Hall.|
|Frank Holland: Remember the game Matt Forte had against the Eagles last year? Yeah ...|
|Scott Bolohan: They couldn't sign him as a solo artist.|
|John Dooley: Much-needed CHICAGO TOUGHNESS.|
|Angi Taylor: Because Johnny Football was busy with a Hooters waitress during the Bears' pick.|
5. Give a grade for players who grade themselves after a game.
|Clark Jones: "R" for referees who need to also be graded after games!|
|Frank Holland: "E" for egotistical. Come on, man! But I give myself an "A" for that answer.|
|Scott Bolohan: Fourth.|
|John Dooley: An "A." For annoying|
|Angi Taylor: "F," because if you have to explain your game, you have NO game.|
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