1.Corey Crawford's efforts have been ___ against Minnesota.
Clark Jones: Not "A-worthy."
Frank Holland: Overexamined. Goalies run hot and cold. That's how it is.
Scott Bolohan: Franklin.
John Dooley: Not-Luongo-like.
Angi Taylor: Not as impressive as Goldberg the Goalie from "The Mighty Ducks."
2. How is Brandon Bollig spending his suspension from the Hawks?
Clark Jones: Begging for my HBO GO password.
Frank Holland: Thinking about his day with the Cup after the Hawks repeat!
Scott Bolohan: Enforcing (traffic laws).
John Dooley: I'm sure he's finding ways to take dumb penalties in the press box, too.
Angi Taylor: Catching up on reruns of "True Tori" on Lifetime. That Dean has slipped a LOT past the goalie!
3. Jonathan Toews is to clutch goals as ...
Clark Jones: ... Paris Hilton is to clutch purses.
Frank Holland: ... Chicago is to this winter. It doesn't look like it's ever stopping.
Scott Bolohan: ... Scott Bolohan is to unachieved goals!
John Dooley: ... Marshall Henderson is to dumb tweets.
Angi Taylor: ... Kim Kardashian is to clutch prenups.
4. Why did the Bears sign Jordan Lynch as a free agent?
Clark Jones: Just to lighten the mood around Halas Hall.
Frank Holland: Remember the game Matt Forte had against the Eagles last year? Yeah ...
Scott Bolohan: They couldn't sign him as a solo artist.
John Dooley: Much-needed CHICAGO TOUGHNESS.
Angi Taylor: Because Johnny Football was busy with a Hooters waitress during the Bears' pick.
5. Give a grade for players who grade themselves after a game.
Clark Jones: "R" for referees who need to also be graded after games!
Frank Holland: "E" for egotistical. Come on, man! But I give myself an "A" for that answer.
Scott Bolohan: Fourth.
John Dooley: An "A." For annoying
Angi Taylor: "F," because if you have to explain your game, you have NO game.