1. Sum up the Bulls' regular season in five words or fewer.
Leonor Vivanco: Impressive without Derrick Rose's help.
Kate Gibson: Joakim Noah.
Soxman: Noah where without Joakim.
Brad Zibung: Way better than expected.
Ernest Wilkins: Rose falls, Noah rises. Meh.
2. What does Jonathan Toews really mean when he says "we moved on"?
Leonor Vivanco: "Stop talking about the hit that injured me. And stop calling me Capt. Serious. Seriously. I'm ready for playoffs."
Kate Gibson: "It's not you, it's me. I'm just not ready for a relationship right now. I really want to focus on my career. We should see other people."
Soxman: His shoulder will be healthy enough to hoist the Stanley Cup once again.
Brad Zibung: We moved on ... to our quest for reclaiming the Cup.
Ernest Wilkins: They were at a bar crawl and their friend got there too late, duh.
3. What is Alfonso Soriano thinking as the Yankees host the Cubs this week?
Leonor Vivanco: The same thing we all are: "I couldn't handle another Chicago winter. Thank God I moved back to NYC."
Kate Gibson: "So, how's that rebuilding going for YOU guys?"
Soxman: "I really miss Chicago-style pizza."
Brad Zibung: "Are they still lousy?"
Ernest Wilkins: "Wow. I guess they suck without me, too."
4. Why did Michael Phelps come out of retirement?
Leonor Vivanco: He wants a show on E! like Ryan Lochte. Lochte cannot one-up him. What would Michael Phelps do?
Kate Gibson: Golf career didn't pan out. Plus, weed is expensive, yo.
Soxman: Considering his alleged past indiscretions, perhaps he wants to try the HIGH dive.
Brad Zibung: He's 28. No one should be allowed to retire until they're 85, like I'll be when I can finally retire.
Ernest Wilkins: He lost all his bread on that Subway yoga mat deal. Damn shame, too.
5. The Bears have been quiet lately. What are they up to?
Leonor Vivanco: They've been hibernating. Oh, the players? Some, including Martellus Bennett, are probably on daddy diaper duty.
Kate Gibson: Jared Allen taught them to prepare for the draft like he prepares for open season. It's intense.
Soxman: Given the recent Bear attack in Florida, I'd say they've been pretty aggressive.
Brad Zibung: Plotting the next batch of players to plunder from NFC North rivals.
Ernest Wilkins: Hibernation. Ehh, that's corny. Bear naked beach trip?