1. What's your March Madness bracket strategy?
Elise De Los Santos: Eeny, meeny, miney, OMG I JUST WON A BILLION DOLLARS.
Aly Bockler: I go by a very complex system -- who has the cutest mascot!
Scott Bolohan: Only schools that would let me in. No pressure, Coastal Carolina.
John Dooley: I pick against my ex-girlfriends' alma maters. Just need to dump this girl from Texas Southern.
Angi Taylor: Best uniform or mascot in the Final Four.
2. Who's your Cinderella team in this year's NCAA tourney field?
Elise De Los Santos: That perennial wallflower, Northwestern. GO CATS!
Aly Bockler: Le Cordon Bleu Institute of Culinary Arts.
Scott Bolohan: Team Drizella.
John Dooley: The Illini. Literally, they'll come out of nowhere. Watch this.
Angi Taylor: Anything Illinois-related -- and a hothead coach.
3. If you won $1 billion with a perfect bracket, how would you spend it?
Elise De Los Santos: Smiling next to Oprah and the Queen.
Aly Bockler On a totally different sport. I'd buy a roof for Soldier Field.
Scott Bolohan: Scratch-offs.
John Dooley: Three words: "90210" box set. Or is that seven words?
Angi Taylor: Me, Brandon Marshall, Cam Newton and an island. Haaaaaaay!
4. How does Coach Q's mustache send a message when the Hawks are struggling?
Elise De Los Santos: Via text.
Aly Bockler: Luca Brasi-style, a razor stuffed in a fish. You could be skating with da fishes if you don't listen to da 'stache!
Scott Bolohan: He tells them to "grow" up. Get it? You grow mustaches.
John Dooley: An extra thread turns gray and gives Lombardi-ish motivational talks.
Angi Taylor: Thousands of women get turned off by facial hair.
5. Now that Marian Hossa's back in the Blackhawks lineup ...
Elise De Los Santos: ... he's the Hossa with the mosta.
Aly Bockler: ... we can rock the next 14 regular-season games into a good playoff position! Go Hawks!
Scott Bolohan: ... my plan is complete. Believers meet me at the location in 0800 hours.
John Dooely ... we can stop asking Handzus to not suck -- as much.
Angi Taylor: ... Russell Westbrook can stop shooting. Oh, wrong sport? Oops.