1. How long did it take you to catch your breath after Blackhawks-Wild series?
Matt Pais: 53 minutes. Thanks a lot for hearing me wheezing and doing nothing.
Jay St. Pierre: Stilll ... [pause] ... Can't ... [pause] ... Breathe!
Jane Monzures: So you're saying I can exhale now?
Shaun Davis: About as long as it took Jay Z to catch his #OnTheRun from Solange.
Kat Velez: I'm still not breathing. I've turned blue. Send help.
2. Every time Patrick Kane scores a game-winning goal in the playoffs ...
Matt Pais: ... Chicago briefly becomes the fist-pumping capital of the world.
Jay St. Pierre: ... I start singing the "Chelsea Dagger" song. Da dada daaa, dada daaaaa, dada dada dada daaaa.
Jane Monzures: ... an angel gets its wings.
Shaun Davis: ... the mullet gets longer. #Showtime
Kat Velez: ... a drunk leprechaun gets his shillelagh.
3. What does Joel Quenneville mean when he says, "I'm not a very frilly guy"?
Matt Pais: "You can learn all you need to know about me by looking at my mustache."
Jay St. Pierre: I think he meant "silly" but the stache got in the way of his enunciation.
Jane Monzures: Antique lace trim just doesn't suit him but buttons and zippers will do. #fashionista
Shaun Davis: "Skip all this celebrating, we've got a Cup to win." #8toGo
Kat Velez: He keeps his mustache neat and trim, thank you very much.
4. What would it take for you to watch Theo Epstein play guitar?
Matt Pais: Nothing. Let's set it up. With a Ricketts on drums and Andre Dawson on triangle.
Jay St. Pierre: You can't pay me to watch the Cubs. Why the [bleep] would I watch Theo Epstein?
Jane Monzures: A guaranteed seat at the bar. I'll even buy the first round of drinks!
Shaun Davis: Gun to my head ... wait, is that why Cubs fans watch this team?
Kat Velez: I'd do a lot to distract myself from how terrible the Cubs are, but not that.
5. After Al's Beef and Nancy's Pizza, what will be Mike Ditka's next gig as a spokesman?
Matt Pais: Mike Ditka's Post-Graduate Shouting Academy: where winners know volume is victory.
Jay St. Pierre: Wahl Mustache Trimmers. C'mon, that was too easy.
Jane Monzures: Rumor is he already signed a deal with the Lyft pink mustache cars!
Shaun Davis: Garrett's popcorn. #DitkaMix #Healthy #IDontPutSweetnessIn
Kat Velez: Aspirin, for heart attack prevention.