1. First his knee, now his hamstrings. When will Derrick Rose catch a break?
|Clark Jones: With a torn knee and pulled hamstrings, I hope "break" is not added to the equation.|
|Frank Holland: Umm ... that $100 million contract with Adidas is a break in my book.|
|Scott Bolohan: Hard foul, first game back.|
|Bear Jordan: Ease up, people. If he can dunk on me, then he's ready.|
|Angi Taylor: When the season is over. See you next year, D-Rose!|
2. Why have the Blackhawks struggled so much the past two games?
|Clark Jones: Everyone is too concerned with the Harlem Shake video they're planning.|
|Frank Holland: All good things must come to an end. Seriously.|
|Scott Bolohan: They're built for the first half.|
|Bear Jordan: Four words: South Side Irish Parade.|
|Angi Taylor: LeBron James put a streak-hex on us. Big hater!|
3. How will the Blackhawks spend their three-day break?
|Clark Jones: See answer No. 2.|
|Frank Holland: Kane, Toews and Hossa will make a "Hockey Boys" video.|
|Scott Bolohan: Losing ... the remote!|
|Bear Jordan: Icing Derrick Rose's hamstrings.|
|Angi Taylor: Resting on the couch and watching "House Hunters" marathons.|
4. As long as the Miami Heat keep winning ...
|Clark Jones: ... LeBron will think we don't see his hairline slowly resembling George Jefferson's.|
|Frank Holland: ... LeBron's barber won't cut his "rally receding hairline."|
|Scott Bolohan: ... we'll not talk about LeBron's hairline.|
|Bear Jordan: ... I'm chartering a CIA plane to Miami for a special mission. Wait, you didn't just read that ...|
|Angi Taylor: ... I'll keep hating. At least it's not the Lakers ...|
5. What's the best part about college hoops' conference tournaments?
|Clark Jones: The coming together for noble causes: gambling, excessive drinking and rooting against Duke.|
|Frank Holland: Body paint on fans, and cheerleaders and Cinderella teams!|
|Scott Bolohan: Their sanity. You know, like not March Madness? Think about it.|
|Bear Jordan: Takes the edge off of hibernating. A bear can stand only so much Honey Boo Boo.|
|Angi Taylor: My husband is so preoccupied he won't notice all the shopping I do during March Madness!|