Kyle Long was on a roll Tuesday. The Bears offensive lineman (@ky1elong) uncorked a series of "%truth" tweets for more than an hour, riffing on everything from his Little League days to his least favorite fruit. Some were enlightening, others were slightly disturbing. Here are our favorites.
The notebook made me mad not sad %truth %nobodyisabird— Kyle Long (@Ky1eLong) March 18, 2014
OK, but what about Ryan Gosling's performance in "Drive"?
i was benched by my Little League coach late in a game because i couldn't be trusted in crunch time %truth %9-10AllStars— SPODERMEN (@Ky1eLong) March 18, 2014
Maybe he was rattled by the "hey, nobatternobatternobatter SWING batter" chants.
our quarterback has the best arm and hair in the nfl %truth— SPODERMEN (@Ky1eLong) March 18, 2014
Jay Cutler accidentally got his baby's butt cream in his coif one time, and the rest is history.
nothing worse than bananas %truth— SPODERMEN (@Ky1eLong) March 18, 2014
Seriously? Even in smoothies?
if football doesn't work underwear modeling will NOT be an option for me %truth— SPODERMEN (@Ky1eLong) March 18, 2014
Yep, we're cool with that.
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