1. Who will jump-start the Blackhawks' offense in Game 4?
|Ryan Salzwedel: Me, cheering from the bar with my hat inside out and my jersey on backward. Wait, that doesn't work?|
|Evan F. Moore: Wild net minder Ilya Bryzgalov. He can't win the Vezina Trophy every night. #Bryzaster|
|Phil Thompson: Bryan Bickell. $16 mil as a hockey player? He'd better.|
|Jimmy Greenfield: It doesn't need jump-starting; one crummy game means nothing.|
|Bag Boy: I'm going to say Corey Crawford, just to be clever.|
2. What trend will the Blackhawks start this weekend?
|Ryan Salzwedel: Beard crumbs. Lots and Lots of trendy beard crumbs.|
|Evan F. Moore: Winning. Let's not overthink this.|
|Phil Thompson: Clinching a playoff series on Mother's Day.|
|Jimmy Greenfield: Get a double triple.|
|Bag Boy: Winning series in five games.|
3. Give a nickname to Jay Cutler's second son.
|Ryan Salzwedel: The "O.C." (Other Cutler). See what I did there, Kristin?|
|Evan F. Moore: Jackie Football.|
|Phil Thompson: Anglo Jaxon? No, let me try again. Jaxon Wyatt Burp. Nah. How about Jaxon Threw-it?|
|Jimmy Greenfield: Kids are off-limits.|
|Bag Boy: "Grumpy." Again, with cleverness.|
4. By the end of this NFL draft, the Bears will have ...
|Ryan Salzwedel: ... solidified the defense, added a weapon for Jay and saved Hot Doug's from closure.|
|Evan F. Moore: ... a defense that won't lead legions of Bears fans to drink more than they already do.|
|Phil Thompson: ... woken up at Johnny Manziel's after-party and wonder where their clothes are.|
|Jimmy Greenfield: ... not improved at the quarterback position. Overrated QBs aren't off-limits.|
|Bag Boy: ... all their defensive holes filled!|
5. Who should be in charge of the Bears' draft decisions?
|Ryan Salzwedel: Me. I didn't steer us wrong with that David Terrell pick, and I won't now. Go Blue!|
|Evan F. Moore: Ha Ha Clinton-Dix. He can bring some of his friends from Alabama to play defense for the Bears.|
|Phil Thompson: Olivia Pope. Who's better at damage control?|
|Jimmy Greenfield: Charles.|
|Bag Boy: I should be. Clever, but also true! So, bonus answer.|