1. Who will jump-start the Blackhawks' offense in Game 4?
Ryan Salzwedel: Me, cheering from the bar with my hat inside out and my jersey on backward. Wait, that doesn't work?
Evan F. Moore: Wild net minder Ilya Bryzgalov. He can't win the Vezina Trophy every night. #Bryzaster
Phil Thompson: Bryan Bickell. $16 mil as a hockey player? He'd better.
Jimmy Greenfield: It doesn't need jump-starting; one crummy game means nothing.
Bag Boy: I'm going to say Corey Crawford, just to be clever.
2. What trend will the Blackhawks start this weekend?
Ryan Salzwedel: Beard crumbs. Lots and Lots of trendy beard crumbs.
Evan F. Moore: Winning. Let's not overthink this.
Phil Thompson: Clinching a playoff series on Mother's Day.
Jimmy Greenfield: Get a double triple.
Bag Boy: Winning series in five games.
3. Give a nickname to Jay Cutler's second son.
Ryan Salzwedel: The "O.C." (Other Cutler). See what I did there, Kristin?
Evan F. Moore: Jackie Football.
Phil Thompson: Anglo Jaxon? No, let me try again. Jaxon Wyatt Burp. Nah. How about Jaxon Threw-it?
Jimmy Greenfield: Kids are off-limits.
Bag Boy: "Grumpy." Again, with cleverness.
4. By the end of this NFL draft, the Bears will have ...
Ryan Salzwedel: ... solidified the defense, added a weapon for Jay and saved Hot Doug's from closure.
Evan F. Moore: ... a defense that won't lead legions of Bears fans to drink more than they already do.
Phil Thompson: ... woken up at Johnny Manziel's after-party and wonder where their clothes are.
Jimmy Greenfield: ... not improved at the quarterback position. Overrated QBs aren't off-limits.
Bag Boy: ... all their defensive holes filled!
5. Who should be in charge of the Bears' draft decisions?
Ryan Salzwedel: Me. I didn't steer us wrong with that David Terrell pick, and I won't now. Go Blue!
Evan F. Moore: Ha Ha Clinton-Dix. He can bring some of his friends from Alabama to play defense for the Bears.
Phil Thompson: Olivia Pope. Who's better at damage control?
Jimmy Greenfield: Charles.
Bag Boy: I should be. Clever, but also true! So, bonus answer.