1. Make a sports prediction for May.
|Matt Pais: The United Center's delicious buffalo chicken tenders get the credit they deserve.|
|Jay St. Pierre: There ... Will ... Be ... Blood!|
|Jane Monzures: Playoff beards will grow very, very long.|
|Kat Velez: The Cubs will be mathematically eliminated from playoff contention.|
|Michael Walton II: Cubs will lose at least two games.|
2. Jonathan Toews is in the running for so many awards ...
|Matt Pais: ... I fear he never learned about sharing. Or he's just a great player.|
|Jay St. Pierre: ... shouldn't it be "in the SKATING for so many awards"? Wow, I need to work on my hockey jokes.|
|Jane Monzures: ... he gets the award for getting so many awards!|
|Kat Velez: ... it's a shame that he'll probably lose all of them.|
|Michael Walton II: ... he might as well give one to Taj Gibson for getting robbed of the sixth man of the year award.|
3. What will be your lasting memory of this Bulls season?
|Matt Pais: Some combination of a dunk, a scream, a brick and disappointment.|
|Jay St. Pierre: No memories. That was a season to forget.|
|Jane Monzures: The time Benny the Bull spilled popcorn on everyone. Oh wait, he does that every game. OK, just Benny the Bull.|
|Kat Velez: Those few fleeting days before the playoffs when we thought they had a chance to go far.|
|Michael Walton II: Joakim Noah finally showcasing his full potential and becoming Chicago's second DPOY.|
4. Give us one word for how Joakim Noah's body feels right now.
|Matt Pais: Yeah, like you'd print that.|
|Jay St. Pierre: Educated. `Cause let's face it, Nene schooled him during the series.|
|Jane Monzures: Used.|
|Kat Velez: His back must be sore from carrying this team most of the year.|
|Michael Walton II: Nene (too soon?).|
5. Convince the Bears to put their team on HBO's "Hard Knocks."
|Matt Pais: Come on, guys. Come on! Seriously, come on.|
|Jay St. Pierre: I don't care who's on it as long as Cutler and Marshall make an appearance and sing "It's the Hard Knock Life."|
|Jane Monzures: With faces like Lance, Jay, Kyle, Brandon and Izzy, how could we not put them on TV?|
|Kat Velez: It's not like you can embarrass yourselves any more than you did last year.|
|Michael Walton II: No better way to build diversity than putting your team on HBO.|